Football season kicks off soon – and with it comes the beloved American tradition of tailgating! And while other countries don’t exactly tailgate, they definitely gather in the town square for food, booze and football-inspired festivities. Even better, they look pretty damn sexy doing it! So to get you in the mood for parking lot party season, here are ‘Football’ Pre-Game Party girls from Around the World.

OK people, here’s a little lesson in how the world works: If you put a video of yourself doing disgusting sh!t to people’s food while you’re working at a national chain restaurant up on YouTube, not only are you going to get fired but you’re going to have all the wrath of a corporate machine out to crush your soul. Which is why these Domino’s Pizza employees should have thought twice before putting this charming little clip up for everyone to see. We’re pretty sure the video will be pulled soon, but whatever. Now you know not to eat at Domino’s.

When it comes to gross food-stuffs, I have the weakest stomach of any person I’ve ever met. Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl.

Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World. Needless to say, most of them are from Japan. (Seriously, WTF is up with that place?) But don’t worry, America’s got a few good (bad) ones in there, too.

Check out Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks around the World, here!

Top 20 Gourmet College Dining Halls

I don’t know about your college, but the food at UMass is well, not the most scrumptious. The salad bar got old after the first week (of freshman year) and I swear the food is mixed with laxatives; I can never keep anything down (TMI, I know, my B).

Anyways, eating in the dining commons at my school was my least favorite option and I imagined it to be the same for every campus, until I came across an article on Yahoo about the Top 20 Rankings for Best College Food and became insanely jealous of these delicious treats. [College Candy]

The Five Craziest Fan bases in College Football

It’s not just a game or a showing of amateur athletes on a Saturday afternoon (or Tuesday night, as Sun Belt fans will have it).  College football is life, and a glorious one at that.

But which school has the most obnoxious, closed-minded, big-talking, and sometimes small-walking fans? [Bleacher Report]

Vanderbilt 57, Notre Dame 37

Meet the Notre Dame 37. The students pictured in the mug shots on the following pages were arrested late last month when Indiana police broke up a bash at an off-campus home in South Bend. When the cops arrived, suspects scattered, with many attempting to hide inside the house (under beds, inside closets, and in the attic and basement). [Smoking Gun]

Tailgating. It has become the most popular ‘ritual before the actual ritual’ ritual. It takes the term ‘pre-gaming’ to a whole different level. Whether it’s before a concert, graduation, Baptism, a job or even a funeral, it all has the same universal goal, laid out very simply in this sentence: “Drink to get drunk before you drink, you drunk!â€? In other words, it’s the process of getting a nice buzz going before the actual main event, in this week’s case, Opening Sunday of the NFL.

If you are one of the unfortunate cities to not have an NFL team … well, you will most likely have a less awesome time than those tailgating… unless your doing your own thing, like drinking. If you are drinking, don’t drive, unless you’re driving an SUV of course… Anyway, where was I? Oh right, drinking to get drunk before you drink, you drunk.

Depending on where you are from and the type of fans the team has will decide what kind of tailgate will be had. Bears fans from the windy city and Patriot fans holding their beers with gloves on up in the Northeast, usually have a really super tailgate… judging by the heaviness of their male population: fat people drink and eat more!

The severely deprived fans of Philadelphia have their own little slogan, “Drink to get drunk before being disappointed.â€? These fans know their teams will ultimately shit the bed, so the Philadelphia tailgate usually starts a good 7 hours before kickoff, if you are running late. (more…)

So, you like food, like going out to eat, but don’t want to waste your money on a restaurant you know nothing about and which may end up being not worth the $10 price tag.

You don’t mind doing a little research, but can’t seem to find a website for 20-somethings on a budget (I mean, who doesn’t want to try a $25 dollar burger? I wouldn’t mind, but my wallet would).

All those top rated restaurants come with top rated price tags, not to mention miniscule portions and sides of snails and fish eggs.

Well, worry no more, Foodies. I’ve got the website of your dreams.

Cheapassfood.com is a funny, colorful, and oh so age appropriate website that gives picture perfect reviews on food people like us would actually want to eat. (more…)