December 12th is Poinsettia Day. What the F*** is a poinsettia, you yell? First of all, chill out. Secondly, we’re not flower experts so we had to look it up. Apparently, it’s a flower that’s named after Joel Roberts Poinsett, the first United States Minister to Mexico, who introduced the plant into the US in 1825. It’s often associated with Christmas and is also called “noche buena” which my 18 years of Spanish have told me means “good night” but actually means “Christmas Eve”. You’ll feel like it’s Christmas morning when observing our gallery of delicate budding flower girls. Check it out after the jump.

Go figure: you’ve spent your entire life alone only to discover the girl of your dreams at the next desk of your new job. And beyond all probability, she likes you back. Too bad the corporate ladder consists of parallel rungs; you’ll never find an intersection as long as the rule book exists. How do you woo her despite all odds, defy the man, and live happily ever after?

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

Red Roses are the traditional gift given on Valentine’s Day, but beware!  You need to know what message you’re sending!  The color of the roses that you sent could have a very different meaning from what you intended. Before you dial up those roses, understand what you’re getting yourself into (or out of!)  If you have questions, ask the florist!  they… Click to read more

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence” special lady in your life.  Sure within five years you’re going to rue the day that you ever met the life force consuming, gold digging succubus, but in the meantime can’t we at least enjoy a little romance, righ… Click to read more

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfort… Click to read more

Hey ladiiiiiiiies!
Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?
Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!
Her Depot – yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker – is a “… Click to read more