You’ve been waiting for this weekend all year. Now, with Memorial Day right around the corner, everyone’s making plans for the best season of the year: Summer. Your plans should obviously include the B’s of Summer: brews, broads, barbeques, baseball and the beach but you’re missing something else. Have no fear, the professional partiers here at COED have pulled together over a hundred different activities that can help you make this the best summer ever.

In this week’s edition of our Facebook Round-up, we announce the winner of our latest Caption This Contest, Houston Texans cheerleader Randi Brady shows us some love, we try to determine if our most recent Mystery Hottie is fitness model and former Miss COED Marzia Prince, and we’ve selected 2 lucky fans to receive “University Collection” Havaianas. Come get some after the jump!

Renata’s Recos is our newest feature in which single hot chick Renata provides recommendations for dudes hoping to hook up. Her last post was on how to NOT get laid at a wedding. This installment focuses on what to wear if you DON’T want to get laid.

It’s happened to everyone; you’re out the door on your way to a party when you decide to stop and pick up one of those classy overpriced six packs of microbrew only to find out the bottles are NOT twist off by nearly slicing your hand open. Why not pry the cap off using a flathead screwdriver you found in the garage? No. Don’t be that guy ever again. Equip yourself with these 6 bottle poppin’ additions to your party wardrobe. From head-to-toe, here we go!

Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can’t deny it: summer’s done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and–saddest of all–miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

• Bob Saget is a dirty old man

• This might as well be a do not do drugs commercial

• a quality bar fight

• Is this the worst man in the world?

• man steals tractor to go on a beer run

• Every guy needs flip flops

• WTF

College is a great place to learn and have fun. But let’s not kid ourselves, some degrees are as useless as the plot in a Michael Bay film.Here’s a list of 10 degrees that may be interesting, but do jack sh*t for you in the real world. [Holy Taco]

What (Not) to Wear to Work
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