The best orgasm I’ve ever had, was 10,000 feet over San Francisco. I was in a plane. This was my induction into the Mile High Club.MHC is an exclusive club for members who’ve “done the deed” while flying inairplanes. Joining the Mile High Club makes you feel like one of those really rich, decadent people, who do things like eat animals that are endangered species.
Here’s what you’ll need to become a member.
1) Be sure you are on a plane.
This is essential. Without a plane you wont be able to fly. No flying, no mile high club.
2) Be sure to have a sex partner.
Yes! Another important step. It doesn’t induct you into the Mile High Club if you are trying to be inducted solo.
3) Make a play for the restroom
This provides some privacy. Thought gutsy, playing “hide the sausage” in the airplane aisle will be greatly frowned upon by all on the flight. (more…)
Higher airfares have raised the cost of higher education, from trips home for college students at Thanksgiving to study-abroad semesters. But two little-known companies that negotiate big discounts with airlines can save hundreds of dollars for students and their ticket-buying parents.
Even though airlines have piled on fees and eliminated most special discounts like senior-citizen fares and half-price tickets for young children, one vestige of airline goodwill remains. Several air carriers still offer special deals for students — and teachers as well. [WSJ]
Graduation Rates Amongst College Football, Basketball Athletes Up
Graduation rates for college athletes improved one percentage point to 79% over the past year, according to the NCAA’s Graduation Success Rates (GSR) released Tuesday.
That’s the highest rate since the organization began keeping GSR statistics seven years ago. Current statistics measured the graduation rates of freshmen who entered college in 2001. [Freep]
The Gentleman’s Guide To Getting Laid In College
Okay boys: school is in session. Welcome to college, where you can be anyone, and do anyone. That’s right – it’s time for all those crazy hi-jinks that years of Hollywood frat comedies have prepared you for: having sex.
Contrary to popular belief, most college sex is regrettable and/or decent at best. That is, of course, unless you take active measure to improve over time. [Guide Spot]
Kyla Ebbert, the leggy college girl who was reprimanded by Southwest Airlines’ staff for wearing a sexy outfit – they said her miniskirt was “too revealing” – is revealing much more in Playboy.
The photo spread, titled “Legs in the Air,” features Ebbert in lingerie and in the buff. The one-time Hooters girl plans on becoming an attorney in the future. Yeah…right.
Kyla Ebber may not be the hottest girl on the planet, but for a girl-next-door type you can’t get much better. Since COED has all the photos from the shoot, things will get kinda NSFW from this point forward – fasten your seatbelt, and in case of emergency oxygen masks will be released.
Check out Kyla Ebbert’s Playboy gallery after the jump!(more…)
I’m broke and lazy – are you broke and lazy? Of course you are. You’re a college student (or a big fan of college-related material if you’ve found yourself reading this).
To many, “college student” is synonymous with “too busy and too broke.” Even if you’re a part-time student/full-time worker it’s assumed that you’re a slacker. So instead of slacking off on ultra-cool college websites (…) how about you get off your ass and start preparing for your trip home?
Oh, you need help? Sigh…OK.
Just sit back and let COED do the dirty work of providing simple-yet-important travel tips while you reap the benefits. Lucky bastard.
Book your flight early
It’s surprising how many people don’t follow this all-important rule. Call it being a member of the A.D.D. Generation or being too busy with schoolwork, but there’s no excuse when purchasing a ticket home is just a click away. (more…)
Probably not as extreme as these guys! Base jumping got boring so they developed a system that would allow them to fly. And fly they do…within inches of rock walls at 100 mph!