As 2009 comes to a close, we want to take a moment to thank the hard working men and women of Child Protective Services… lord knows you’ve had one helluva busy year. From the morally bankrupt parents of the infamous balloon boy to the fame whoring Jon and Kate parents of 8, 2009 has been a stellar year for the bad parent and a monumental year for the bad celebrity mom and dad.

Oh those crazy Catholics!
It seems like Pope and his peeps are bored, thanks to a lull in priest’s raping altar boys. Now they are monitoring the roasts of Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic of Mike and Mike in the Morning.
Dude, it’s a roast!
The goal in a roast is to say tasteless sh** that is funny because of how unfunny it is. Look at the roasts of Flava Fl… Click to read more

Wanna know what stinks? Celebrities.
Maxim listed the 16 “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” and I must admit, just looking at the pictures makes me feel sick. Some of these people are really f**kin’ grimy.
After the jump I’ll break down the 6 smelliest looking celebrities; make sure you check out the Maxim list to see the full 1… Click to read more

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.
We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.
Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump.… Click to read more