After his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account, this kid freaks out like Jar Jar Binks trying to kick a PCP habit. In fact, he get so insanely pissed, his f**king clothes melt off, and he tries to shove a remote up his ass. Seriously. Fortunately for us, his brother had the wherewithal to quickly sneak a video camera into the kid’s room, capturing the entire frightening scene on tape. Unfortunately for the kid, every girl he knows has now seen his giant WoW vagina.

Two FIT Students Laugh As They Are Nabbed For Selling Coke

They’re not laughing now. The two FIT co-eds accused of selling coke to undercover cops sulked out of a Manhattan courthouse last night after making $5,000 bail.

Just a day earlier, a giddy Christine Scafa, 22, of tony Princeton Junction, NJ, and Mickenzie Dippenworth, 21, of Bel Air, Md., walked gleefully out of the 7th Precinct station house after they were busted, joking with a pack of photographers that they “aren’t Plaxico Burress.” [NY Post]

16 Great Moments In Heisman Trophy Posing History

After a quick search on the internet, BC discovered Tebow doing the Heisman pose – with an infant. That is trust, but this is Superman. It seems that everyone is doing it. The Heisman pose down.

This just happens to be Heisman weekend where all eyes will be on Tebow as he looks to thank God, again. We get the pose down party started with “16 Great Moments In Heisman Trophy Posing History.” [Busted Coverage]

FCC Blames World of Warcraft for College Dropouts

If you’re in the market for more hyperbole and absurd government news, take a gander at this long-winded transcription of a speech by Federal Communications Commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate at the Telecom Policy and Regulation Institute. The speech offers a glimpse into the viewpoints of our governmental policies of helping and fighting technological advancement at the same time. Since, I’m heavy on anecdotes today, when I was a senior in college one of my roommates stayed up for two days to beat Legend of Zelda. In the process, he missed a final exam and told the dean he had a drug problem rather than admit to his video game addiction. He’s now a deputy DA in Florida. [cNet]

Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better

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Old Guy Pimpin’ Petra Nemcova

Kristin Cavallari

Is This Dwarf Muay Thai Boxing Fight Fixed? [video]

Adriana Lima’s Hard Nipples Go On a Walk [NSFW]

Guy Takes Golf Drive To The Stomach At Point Blank Range…. idiot!

Cat Fight: Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Throwdown

Finding Love in the Post-College World

Another Drunken Cape Cod League Summer

Car Surfing Faceplant – He’s No Teen Wolf

Pineapple Express Trailer

This Picture Makes Me Laugh

8 Insane Tales of Decapitation

Does Rihanna Have A Nipple Ring? You Decide…

Javon Walker: Robbed And Found Unconscious On Las Vegas Street

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.

• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.

• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.

• A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.

• Burglars in East Kansas City, Missouri make a big mistake when they unknowingly break into a police officer’s home.