When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure I listened to Raffi and I still turned out to be a total bad@ss. This kid is raging out to Pantera complete with head banging and fist pumps. I wonder what kind of stuff isn’t recorded by his family. You know when how when babies are born they have hair? Yeah I bet his was an awesome f*cking mullet. And he came out flying out of his mom’s with his hands making the “devil’s horns” just screaming as loud as he could.

It’s summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the Jersey shore for the weekends. No, New Jersey isn’t covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isn’t the armpit of America. It’s a great state, with a lot going for it. Lately thought, it seems that wherever I seem to go, I’m confronted with ‘roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci t-shirts and blow-outs.