July 14th is National Pandemonium Day, where we celebrate the fact that life gets a little crazy sometimes. Take for example, this national holiday in Mallorca. On Saint Anthony’s Day (December 16) the whole island goes balls-out in what looks like the scariest/trippiest/coolest festival I’ve ever seen. Take a look at the scary demons shooting fireworks point-blank at people in our explosive photo gallery from hell after the jump.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we’re talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won’t see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you’re hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.

You’ve been waiting for this weekend all year. Now, with Memorial Day right around the corner, everyone’s making plans for the best season of the year: Summer. Your plans should obviously include the B’s of Summer: brews, broads, barbeques, baseball and the beach but you’re missing something else. Have no fear, the professional partiers here at COED have pulled together over a hundred different activities that can help you make this the best summer ever.

Happy 234th Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July weekend festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.