Jobs are important! They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

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This day and age, money doesn’t come easily; times are tough, and everybody’s got to fight for what they need. But this autoworker makes his the punching-and-kicking kind of fight when his boss tells him to pack up is stuff and go. After delivering a serious beat-down, the guy who got fired begins to talk to reporters of the sad reality of… people having bosses…

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The fans have had enough and now apparently so has the owner’s son and vice chairman of the Detroit Lions.  It is time for General Manager Matt Millen to go.  Where to?  Anywhere but the Lions’ front office.
According to a report in the Detroit Free Press earlier this week, William Ford Jr. spoke out and said he would have fired General Manager M… Click to read more