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The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.
• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.
• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.
A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.
• Burglars in East… Click to read more

California Evacuations Suck!

California Evacuations Suck!

My mom wanted me to go to Columbia – where she went.
My dad wanted me to go to Boston College – where he went.
Of course, I chose a third option – head west to the lovely San Diego State University.
Riiiiiight – hot chicks, warm weather and palm trees year round…that is a no brainer for any heterosexual 18 year old dude that just fini… Click to read more

The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire

The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire

Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer – the Vatican is. (Telegraph)
If us men can have MILFs than women can have HOGs. (College Candy)
Be Paris “Princess in Prison” Hilton this Halloween season (dumb-as-bricks demeanor not included – you have to supply that yoursel… Click to read more

Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested

Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested

Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)
Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)
Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Toma… Click to read more

Want DESTRUCTION? Try Microwaving Stuff…

Want DESTRUCTION? Try Microwaving Stuff…

What guy doesn’t like blowing shit up, melting things or in general, lighting crap of fire? Every guy in America has some hidden fascination with destruction. Why do you think the Discovery Channel and TLC are so popular?
On U-Starvin.com some “scientist” puts random everyday objects into microwaves and sees what will happen after a fe… Click to read more