You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…

I can totally understand why someone would want to know how to breath fire. It’s a freakin’ awesome trick. But the thing about breathing fire that people forget to fully realize is that not knowing what the hell you’re doing can result in burning your f**king face off. Like this dude…

OK, so you’re going to have to put up with some really crappy German music while this dude pours kerosene (or something equally flammable) onto a giant pile of wood. But believe me, it’s worth it. Of course you can always turn the music down – but if you ask me, it kind of takes away from the sheer idiocy of the way he tries to light this thing. But don’t worry, he gets what’s comin’ to him…

I’ve seen people light a lot of stupid sh*t on fire, but this one takes the cake. Apparently it’s possible to catch a frozen lake on fire by making a small hole and lighting the methane gas that escapes, like these University of Alaska students do here. And surprise, surprise – it’s a really bad idea.

Most people know that any plan involving a sh*tty banana suit, lighter fluid and (probably) alcohol is a bad idea all around. But not this guy. At least they had the wherewithal to film it!

There’s something about seeing explosions that just makes a man feel alive. And this video has a butt load of gigantic explosions. It takes a couple of seconds to get past the intro credits, but it’s well worth the wait. Waring: There is some NSFW language, but since you’ll probably be saying “Holy f**k” right along, it’s understandable.

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If this guy were dancing, it wouldn’t be half-bad. Problem is, he’s just a bored dumbass that wanted to make a cool video in his room of him catching his pants on fire. Little did he know, it wouldn’t turn out so much “cool” as completely f**king idiotic.

According to the Associated Press, a massive blaze ignited around 5:15am [PST] this morning at the Universal Studios New York sound stage in Los Angeles, CA, and has spread from there. The flames have already burned one building to the ground and “as many as three blocks of movie facades were destroyed. No one is reported to have been injured in the blaze.

From the article:

…Though the fire was contained, it was still raging, [Los Angeles County fire Inspector Daryl] Jacobs said.

“The facades are constructed of heavy timber and they tend to burn quite freely,” he said.

The blaze broke out just before dawn on a sound stage, fire Capt. Frank Reynoso said. A thick column of smoke rose thousands of feet into the air as firefighting helicopters swept in to drop water.

More than 100 firefighters were working to ensure the flames didn’t spread to nearby brush, Reynoso said.

Filming might have been going on at the time the fire broke out and there was at least one explosion, Reynoso said.

That’s a hell of thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning. I could barely walk my dog at 5am, let alone deal with any bullsh*t like that. We’ll keep you updated as new information comes in.

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My mom wanted me to go to Columbia – where she went.

My dad wanted me to go to Boston College – where he went.

Of course, I chose a third option – head west to the lovely San Diego State University.

Riiiiiight – hot chicks, warm weather and palm trees year round…that is a no brainer for any heterosexual 18 year old dude that just finished high school. Of course, as I sit in the airport for the past 2 days trying to get the HELL out of this part of the country, jappy Columbia chicks and hippie Boston chicks don’t sound so bad right now.

Please don’t hate on me, I didn’t go to my college for the hottie factor alone, but I was looking for a unique college experience. Fleeing my dorm from the heat of an impending forest fire is NOT exactly what I had in mind. (more…)