If you ask me, The Big Lebowski, by the Cohen brothers, is one of the all-time best comedies, ever. But sometimes, you don’t have the hours to watch the whole thing. Luckily, YouTube user, LuTELLO has cut the movie down to only the parts including “dude” or “man”, allowing you to pretty much get the whole movie in a little under three minutes.

The 2009 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for you natives) is well underway, premiering what’s sure to be some of the biggest blockbusters of the next year. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we’ve put together our own little independent shindig we’d like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring tons of sexy French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure. So please turn off all cell phones and pagers, sit back and enjoy the show.  (more…)

So it turns out that the decade that brought us the Rubic’s cube, parachute pants and breakdancing also had a ton of super hot chicks! And with Friday’s release of the coming-of-age, 80’s-era comedy, Adventureland, the latest flick from the director of Superbad, we decided to celebrate this comedic occasion by putting together the quintessential collection of the 99 Sexiest Ladies of the 80’s! And since a lot of you were only toddlers (or not even born) in the 80’s, this will be like a history lesson in hotness. Enjoy! (And don’t forget to check out our 80’s playlist at the bottom, and the Adventureland trailer!)

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If you hadn’t noticed, we here at COED had a F’ing awesome time at 2009’s South by Southwest (SXSW) festival. But can you blame us? We got to hang out with Hannah Hilton and Meggan Mallone, saw a once-in-a-lifetime Jane’s Addiction show at the Playboy party, caught Kanye West’s secret show at The Levi’s Fader Fort and saw tons of beautiful music babes. But we’ve saved the best for last – our favorite, most rockin’ bands from this year’s music fest. Out of over 28,000 photos taken, we’ve narrowed it down to these selects. So, without further adieu, we give you the Best of SXSW Music 2009.

P.S. don’t forget to check back soon for tons of exclusive videos!

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Over the past few years, it’s become glaringly apparent that Hollywood is suffering from a crippling idea shortage. We’ve seen a fourth Indiana Jones, a third Underworld, a third Mummy, a fourth Scary Movie, a fifth Saw… it’s pretty pathetic. Of course, the endless sequel thing isn’t completely abnormal. Jaws, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street all saw countless followups through the ’80s and ’90s. However, what is a new and very annoying trend in Hollywood is the needless remaking of movies and TV shows. (more…)

Everybody loves a good inspirational speech, and nobody does inspirational better than Hollywood. From Braveheart to Old School, these 40 speeches make you want to stand up and fight – all in under two minutes. It’s like being at every great moment in history without having to put on pants!

This movie made me laugh from my chest pubes all the way down to my balls fro. Will Ferrell took a break from a long string of sports movies and is laugh-out-loud funny once again. Don’t expect anything highbrow from this film though, it’s laced with penis jokes and profanity—often paired together.

The story centers around Brennan Huff, played by Ferrell, and Dale Doback, played by John C. Reilly, and their journey from live-at-home 40 year olds to “responsible” adults.

Brennan and Dale are forced together as step brothers after their parent’s marriage, and the first half of the film follows their journey from mortal enemies to best friends, unfortunately that journey also results in their newly married parents getting divorced. The second half of the film is all about Brennan and Dale’s mission to get them back together. (more…)

No Country for Old Men is my personal favorite movie of the year. If you haven’t seen it yet, do yourself a favor and watch it tonight. It’s the most quietly-intense movie I’ve seen in ages, thanks in part to the flawless editing, lack of soundtrack, and psycho killer Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem).

Other movies and shows got nominated too, but I’m here to sing the praises of No Country for Old Men. There Will Be Blood should be great, but I’ll have to wait until December 26 to find out for sure.

In any event, here are the SAG nominations for the best films and shows of 2007, picked by a panel of experts that enjoy quirky comedies and thick drama (and in some cases, great movies and shows).

Check out the nominees after the jump. (more…)

The return of Daniel Day Lewis, eternal bad-ass.

P.T. Anderson at the helm of a Western.

Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead scoring the soundtrack.

Yeah, There Will Be Blood is gonna kill.

There Will Be Blood is scheduled for release on December 26.

The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only for her eyes to deceive her and show horrific instances from the prior eyeball-owner’s life! It’s a remake of a 2002 film made in Hong Kong titled Gin Gwai.

Yeah it sounds kinda lame (like her last flick) but she’s hot, and that’s good for something…right?

Check out The Eye trailer after the jump. (more…)