December 8th is Take it in the Ear Day. Looking through galleries like the one you’re about to see make me count my blessings that I chose a career path other than boxing and that I have never gotten in a real fight. I don’t know if that makes me a p*ssy, but frankly I don’t care. If you have taken one in the ear and can relate, or if you just enjoy seeing pics of people getting messed up, check out our gallery of people taking it in the ear after the jump.

Saturday was a great night for sports fans. I was most excited about Pacquiao-Marquez; after seeing the way these two fighters matched up in their first two fights, you knew it would be worth the $55 on PPV. But what surprised me was that when I started calling my buddies to let them know I was renting the fight, every single one of them said they’d come by as long as we were also watching the UFC on Fox at 9:00. Of course, the two events didn’t overlap so it was all the same to me, but it proved to me that in the key demographic of 18-34 year olds, MMA had clearly taken over as the king of combat sports. Click the link to see Mike D’s 5 reasons for UFC surpassing boxing.

People get drunk and fight, whatever. Sometimes you just gotta rage and let that sh*t out. A fight becomes inexcusable when you start beating up an old dude rocking an obvious hair piece, especially when it takes two of you. Luckily for Mr. Toupee here, some rando stranger comes by and interrupts the beatdown session. Quick point: only in Russia do you get a video that features two drunk guys bullying an old drunk guy and then have the tables turned on them by a Krav Maga certified boxer or some sh*t. Check out the video after the jump.

There’s no better energizer than music. It has the ability to take us to places we didn’t even know we could reach. It’s emotional, enticing, motivational, electrifying, and infuriating. When athletes are about to engage in competition, they often use music as a source of inspiration to pump them up before entering combat. The next time you faced with a seemingly impossible challenge or need a good soundtrack for your own @ss-whooping, we’ve got a list of 20 fight songs that will help get you in the mood for mayhem. Check ‘em out then vote for the best in our poll after the jump.

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A major problem for some is the lack of fist fights in their everyday life. This should not be a problem with which one should be cursed. That’s why we like to show how one can get in more fights in everyday life! Read on…

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

You don’t have to be a hockey nut or even a sports fan to enjoy a crazy fight. What other major, nationally televised sport allows players to actually beat the crap out of each other? Goalie fighting, an especially rare treat, is even more outrageous, as the two players never come in contact during regular play. Whether its a legendary figure like Patrick Roy, or younger guys such as Ray Emery, goalies prove they can kick ass just as good as anyone out on the ice.

We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!

Anyone who’s anyone knows of the legendary MacGyver, who could make something out of nothing in order to save his life presenting the world with ways to escape from any situation (no matter what it was). Well here’s 10 MacGyver tricks that could save your life.

Really, there’s no such thing as a bad fight. Sure, some are more awesome, spectacular or down-right brutal than others. But even the lamest fight is better than no fight at all. Girl fights, however, are always awesome. Just seeing two chicks going at each other, tooth and nail, activates that part of our monkey brain that makes sex and violence the best things on the planet.

Girls. In bikinis. Fighting. What could be better? Well, how about watching the said sexy combo from the comfort of your couch? Which is just what volume three of the Knockout Queens DVD franchise promises, letting you view ladies like Kreamy and Sequenta pummel each other while wearing over-sized gloves and very little in the way of formal clothing.

Capoeria is a Brazilian martial arts that simulates dancing, which is what these two guys are supposed to be showcasing for a crowd. But in the middle, something goes wrong, and the pretend fighting turns into an all-out rumble. Yay!

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