We’re only a few days into November and everybody’s fighting.  First there was the epic parking lot brawl between die-hard Yankee and Philly fans after World Series game five. Then Kim Kardashian stepped in the ring for charity and ended up with a nice shiner. And now MMA is set to dominate the sports world this Saturday with two huge match-ups scheduled.  UFC 102 pits with Couture against Nogueira and  Strikeforce has Fedor vs. Rogers. To celebrate these exciting a– kicking events we give you a group of girls that could beat your ass and make you like it.

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You know when you think about how you would act in a hypothetical situation? Well, I’ve often wondered how I’d react to being “punked.” And I have a creeping suspicion that I’d freak the hell out. I guess that’s why this seems like a perfectly reasonable response…

No denying it – fights are exciting. Especially when they’re between people you know. Which is why these classy young ladies are so amped up, they decided to bring their video camera to capture the action. But when the shirtless dude finally steps into the grey-shirt-kid’s yard (1:30), that’s when things really get interesting.

Downstairs from the COED offices is a bike messenger office. And if you know anything about bike messengers, you know that means there are, at all times, about 15 dudes hanging out on the sidewalk who look like they might kick your ass just because they’re bored. They’re rough and tumble – that’s just how they are. Also, they cary 15-lb Kryptonite lock. Which is exactly why you don’t start screaming at them…

At first glance, this might seems like some type of ironic joke. But you’d be wrong about the ironic part. This is actually footage from outside a 1991 rodeo in Calgary, Canada called the Calgary Stampede. Needless to say, these dudes could have benefited to at least take some yoga kickboxing or something, because this is pathetic…

I’ve never been one for little guys fighting, but Saturday Night’s Pacquiao Vs. Hatton fight in Las Vegas had me goin’ pretty good.  Sure, HBO’s Pacquiao-Hatton 24/7 helped to build the hype, but Hatton had no chance from the get go.  Hatton went down twice in the 1st round and met his fate with a last minute left-cross in the 2nd to end his title run.

Ricky was knocked-the-f*ck-out / clock-cleaned / layed-the-f*ck down with less than 10 seconds to go in round number 2.  Minutes later, Hatton was still clueless of his where-abouts.  Butal, but awesome.  In my mind, Hatton went down too quick and it’s all too convenient that Floyd Mayweather Jr. announced this morning, he was coming out of retirement to show he was, and is, still the greatest little-man-fighter on the planet. In a sport that is way struggling for attention, certainly there is no better dramatic story than the comeback of Floyd Jr. vs. the ferocious ingenue of his estranged trainer-father.  Just saying.   Here are some highlights from the fight.

Capoeria is a Brazilian martial arts that simulates dancing, which is what these two guys are supposed to be showcasing for a crowd. But in the middle, something goes wrong, and the pretend fighting turns into an all-out rumble. Yay!

Scotland is a country that is part  of the United Kingdom. Occupying the northern third of the island of Great Britain, it shares a border with England to the south and is bounded by the North Sea to the east. Scotland is also kinda of f**ked up. I I just got back from spending a week there and here are 5 F**ked Up Things I encountered. (more…)

If you’re considering ever robbing a liquor store, I think it’d be a good idea if you take a look at this video before throwing on your ski mask. Basically, the thief says, “Give me the money.” The clerk goes to take the money out. Then the thief gets impatient, tries to grab the money, and all hell breaks loose. I’m not actually sure who loses this fight because nobody sure as hell wins.