Meet my friend Georgio, the human carpet. Yes, that is correct. He is a carpet and he loves to be walked all over; in the physical sense, that is. I heard of Georgio last year and had to talk to him about what he does and why he does it. He is my new carpet friend and wants you to step on him. Finally, someone I can dig my heels into without getting yelled at. You can follow Georgio and receive updates about his events on his Facebook page. Make sure you catch him at this next “performance” to take a ride on his carpet. For now, check out our full interview with the man people walk all over after the jump.

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Everybody has their own fantasy, their own mood-lighting, their preferred music – when it comes to the sexual encounter, there are infinite ways women get their libido up and running. But apparently, according to an iVillage poll, there’s one position that ranks high above the rest – and it’s very surprising.

We all love sex, and we all have the most awesome sex life ever, right? Yeah, right. No matter how great you think sex is, it can always get better. There’s nothing wrong with experimentation (as long as it doesn’t involve children or animals), so don’t be shy! When it comes to sex, there’s a whole world out there that most people don’t even bother to investigate. Silly, really, when you consider that the only thing you have to lose are your inhibitions! But what if the things that arouse you aren’t normally considered arousing? Welcome to the world of fetish!

I once knew someone who made his girlfriend hold his junk when he took a leak. While there’s no name for the firefighter-esque peeing routine, there are names out there are all the weird fetishes you thought existed in only in your dreams. After a lot of Google searching (hint: turn safe search off), I’ve discovered the 10 weirdest fetishes in the world.

Forget the old fashioned pin up girls of the 1900′s We’re giving the old look a new, modern, and naked twist as we show you just how sexy pin up girls can be. If Olivia Munn’s photoshoot isn’t enough to convince you that pin ups girls are hot, check out the gallery we have below. There’s no way you’ll be able to resist printing these out and pining them up in a more personal place.

What more can we say about this story. Girls and leather…a combination for supreme sexiness.… Click to read more

Is it just us, or is the Internet particularly slow this week? Because it sure as hell seems like something is up. Maybe everybody’s on vacation, or just drinking too much to work a computer. Oh well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun without ‘em! Fun like looking at super hot chicks, like fetish model, Susan Wayland, here.

While browsing in the wee hours of this morning, we stumbled across what could possibly be the most hilarious/disturbing thing since the infamous ’2 Girls, 1 Cup’: Cake Farts. Like all perfect things, the title says all you need to know.
The original, Cakefarts.com is currently down from the massive influx of visitors, but says they will be … Click to read more

If there’s one fetish mankind can agree on, it’s the fetish for our feathered friends.
EroticFalconry.com (NSFW) is a (real?) website that captures the most erotic moments between humans and birds, as expected. Their mission statement is simple: “Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocit… Click to read more

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?
But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time… Click to read more

Even midgets have fetishes. They are people just like you and me. Some like to be tied up and others, like the couple below like the “Baby Fetish” where the male dresses in a diaper (or vice versa) and is administered spankings and other methods used to discipline a naughty child.
Unfortunately for one small couple, the fetish became all too real w… Click to read more

According to electric car company Venturi, it takes a boatload of green to “Go Green.”
The new car from the Monaco-based automotive company is appropriately named the Fetish. The all-electric whip goes from 0 – 60 in 5 seconds and tops off around 105mph – not too shabby for an environmentally-sound vehicle.
Venturi plans on manuf… Click to read more