Is it just us, or is the Internet particularly slow this week? Because it sure as hell seems like something is up. Maybe everybody’s on vacation, or just drinking too much to work a computer. Oh well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun without ‘em! Fun like looking at super hot chicks, like fetish model, Susan Wayland, here. All those stupid vacation people are going to regret missing this!

Susan Weyland is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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While browsing in the wee hours of this morning, we stumbled across what could possibly be the most hilarious/disturbing thing since the infamous ‘2 Girls, 1 Cup’: Cake Farts. Like all perfect things, the title says all you need to know.

The original, Cakefarts.com is currently down from the massive influx of visitors, but says they will be “BACK NEXT WEEK WHEN WE HAVE NEW HOSTS AND BETTER BANDWIDTH.” Luckily for you, Pozzed.net already picked up the slack, here. This video highly NSFW, so view at your own discretion.

While Cake Farts probably won’t make you puke from disgustingness, you might puke from laughing too f**king hard.

NOTE: We highly recommend playing this video from Strange Wilderness while simultaneously watching ‘Cake Farts’. Start the Strange Wilderness clip first, then hit play on Cake Farts. And be sure to turn your volume up full blast–you can almost feel the (sh*t) wind in your face. Enjoy!

If there’s one fetish mankind can agree on, it’s the fetish for our feathered friends.

EroticFalconry.com (NSFW) is a (real?) website that captures the most erotic moments between humans and birds, as expected. Their mission statement is simple: “Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocity of our feathered friends.”

Natural sexual ferocity? Ok…

Let the “spread eagle” jokes begin after the jump. (more…)

Everybody has their own fantasy, their own mood-lighting, their preferred music – when it comes to the sexual encounter, there are infinite ways women get their libido up and running.

But apparently, according to an iVillage poll, there’s one position that ranks high above the rest – and it’s very surprising.

Over 200 women have taken the “What’s Your Favorite Sexual Position” poll in the last couple of days, having the option to pick either A) Missionary/Man on top, B) Woman on top, C) Doggy Style or the ever-elusive D) Other.

You wanna know what choice is ahead on the polls as of this posting?

Doggy Style!

Now, maybe this doesn’t surprise you, but I’m certainly taken back. I had no idea that so many women genuinely enjoyed this position.

It’s always seemed like men get the most pleasure from this position, especially since it lets us feel all powerful and caveman like. But as the results show, women too find it the most pleasurable as well. Call it deeper penetration, call it a woman’s want to be dominated, call it whatever you would like – I call it good news for men with a booty fetish.

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure – not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. (more…)

Even midgets have fetishes. They are people just like you and me. Some like to be tied up and others, like the couple below like the “Baby Fetish” where the male dresses in a diaper (or vice versa) and is administered spankings and other methods used to discipline a naughty child.

Unfortunately for one small couple, the fetish became all too real when the male continued to dress up and act like a baby in real life. Only one man is capable of helping this poor couple: Jerry Springer!

Take a look at these videos after the jump and see what happens when a half-grown man acts like a full-blown child. (more…)

According to electric car company Venturi, it takes a boatload of green to “Go Green.”

The new car from the Monaco-based automotive company is appropriately named the Fetish. The all-electric whip goes from 0 – 60 in 5 seconds and tops off around 105mph – not too shabby for an environmentally-sound vehicle.

Venturi plans on manufacturing 5 Fetish models a year. Now that’s what I call mass production!
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