There really isn’t much in this world more loved and cherished than food. This is why nearly every type of food has a festival or two celebrating people’s love of putting it inside their bodies. Many are unaware that today, January 12th, is the Feast of Fabulous Wild Men. This holiday simply celebrates pigging out like a wild man. We here at COED want to pay homag… Click to read more

Damnit, white people! What the hell is wrong with you? Every time you go to a concert or festival, you go and f**k it up for all the other white people that might actually understand what dancing is by tapping on your leg or wallowing around on the ground like a TASER victim. All I have to say is, these guys better be on drugs, or they should really be ashamed of themselves.

This swine flu thing is getting out of hand. Despite the fact that it’s really not that bad, the 24-hour news channels are all freaking out like a death cloud of killer pig-bees are swarming toward them. That’s here in the US. But overseas, things are getting even crazier. According to our friends in the Netherlands, booking agencies are considering canceling all summer festivals for fear of helping to spread this “pandemic.”