Full disclosure, I wanted to go to Holy Ship very, very badly. Thankfully, a photographer named Rony Alwin was there and snapped some incredible photos that only confirmed what I already knew; the combination of sun, a boat, and some of the best names in electronic dance music was certain to draw the most inebriated hot girls that only DJs can bring. The best pa… Click to read more

Add another festival to the bucket list because this morning the powers-that-be behind Coachella released their 2012 lineup. Notable headlines include Snoop & Dre, Radiohead, The Black Keys, Justice, and over 100 other bands that range from rap to house to the last real rock and roll band still making music (The Black Keys).
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Going to Burning Man is definitely on my bucket list and seeing movies like this one only helps to solidify it’s spot. Are there seriously that many whacko chiquitas just popping ecstasy and riding bikes with duct tape on their nipples? Anywho, seeing footage like this is rare because of the “media blackout” that Burning Man applies to it’s festival so if for no other reason you should check this out.

Yes, you read that correctly. Here’s yet another example that Christmas is coming a little early this year. On December 23rd, the powers-that-be behind Ultra Music Festival released the first part (phase i) of this year’s Miami Wompfest after reportedly dealing with some an early info leak. As a fun of heavier bass music (drum and bass especia… Click to read more

Oktoberfest runs from September 17th – October 3rd. If you’ve ever seen Beerfest then you know Oktoberfest is a beer drinker’s paradise. Last year’s attendees enjoyed about 7.1 million liters of beer and 89,000 liters of wine while losing 4,000 items including 260 pairs of glasses, 200 cell phones, and 500 crutches. CRUTCHES! That’s dedication, Holmes. Anyway, we always lose our self-control when we see the slew of St. Pauli girls poppin’ outta their tops carrying massive steins of brew. You will, too, once you see our photo gallery of busty beer maidens from the festival. Check ‘em out after the jump.

I thought that I had seen it all at Electric Zoo, and then I saw this legendary geezer. Not only is he the lone old-head at a banging techno show, but electro-wizard has a wand that looks like it’s filled with mead. Beer’s not an option when there’s hard liquor around, because this dude makes a bottle of Jager apparate and then proceeds to take that bottle to his face – all while wearing the cap as a monocle. Only at an electronic music show can you see this craziness. Check to the video after the jump.

The tickets have come, the schedule is out, and your dealer is running out of ‘party favors’ – all signs pointing to Electric Zoo knocking at your door. This year is the first time the festival is going three days, and if you don’t know how to pace yourself, you’re going to miss out on the ridiculousness that is EZ. Check out our can’t miss acts, a schedule of who we’re going to see, and some tips to help you survive the weekend after the jump.

July 14th is National Pandemonium Day, where we celebrate the fact that life gets a little crazy sometimes. Take for example, this national holiday in Mallorca. On Saint Anthony’s Day (December 16) the whole island goes balls-out in what looks like the scariest/trippiest/coolest festival I’ve ever seen. Take a look at the scary demons shooting fireworks point-blank at people in our explosive photo gallery from hell after the jump.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

The 2010 Cannes Film Festival kicks off tomorrow. The annual festival is not only well known for premiering some of the biggest blockbusters of the year, but also awesome A-list Hollywood appearances. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we’ve put together our own little independent shindig we’d like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring the sexiest French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure.

This weekend, hipsters young and old will converge en masse at Chicago’s Grant Park for the annual Lollapalooza musical festival. Hundreds of acts will perform during the festival’s three days, spanning all kinds of genres, and I bet you’re wondering what the hell you should go see. Well, lucky for you, I’m here to help. I’m going to let you in on 9 must-see acts at Lollapalooza.

The 2010 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for all of our native readers) kicks off tomorrow. The annual festival is not only well known for premiering some of the biggest blockbusters of the year, but also for some awesome A-list Hollywood appearances. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we’ve put together our own little independent shindig we’d like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring the sexiest French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure. So please turn off all cell phones and sit back and enjoy the show.

If you hadn’t noticed, we here at COED had a F’ing awesome time at 2009′s South by Southwest (SXSW) festival. But can you blame us? We got to hang out with Hannah Hilton and Meggan Mallone, saw a once-in-a-lifetime Jane’s Addiction show at the Playboy party, caught Kanye West’s secret show at Fader Fort and saw tons of beautiful music babes. But we’ve saved the best for last…

Next week, music fans from across the country will converge on Austin, TX for the 2009 SXSW music festival. (Even COED will be there!) But regardless of whether or not you’ll be able to attend, imeem.com has put together the ultimate guide to this year’s festival by compiling tracks from over 1800 bands into embedable playlists, and organized them into an easy-to-navigate format.

We know the 2009 SXSW online festival schedule has been out for a few days now, but we thought we’d point out that this year they’ve done it right. Not only does this new Website allow you to easily plan all the different shows you’ll be rocking-out to next month, it lets you read about all of the bands from this year’s festival, as well as…