When I was in high school, I ran track. I was pretty fast, but the stupid thing was, I actually hated to run. I found no real enjoyment out of it. So I started pole vaulting. And let me say, pole vaulting is awesome. But my mom was nervous that I would get hurt. But I guess she never saw anybody take a face plant like this.

I don’t know what it is – the bad economy, the fluctuating weather or just people being in a really bad mood – but guys are getting violent these days, and women seem to be taking the brunt of the punishment. Not only do we have Chris Brown allegedly beating up Rihanna, we also have WWE wrestler Chris Jericho knocking out one of his female fans as she tries to get a picture. Unfortunately for him, that one’s on tape.

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. We have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.

If Obama had tapped (politically speaking) Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney would be the VP bid to try and match her fund-raising firepower. Since Joe Biden is in, the Republicans can now pick a female VP and look (and this is a direct quote), “progressive in the ever-changing political landscape where all citizens have equal representation and a global voice.” Gosh, I wish I could write pretty like that. (more…)

In our latest installment of sexy teachers doing dubious acts with students, we go down south to The Sunshine State, home of the most taboo scandals under the sun.

There must be something in the water in Tampa, Florida. Over the course of a few months, the city has become the new scene for aspiring sexual deviants.

These sleazy little situations make me wanna go all Billy Madison on the school system down in Tampa, and snag me some sexually-deprived older women in the twilight or their sexuality, or young closet freaks with dreams of teen threesomes.

Watching all these female sex offenders lose their jobs and be shamed in the public eye must get the unknown deviants really horny, seeing there’s no stopping these rampant boy-rapists – or as I like to call them, Teachers – from getting caught in the act.

Hillsborough county in particular deserves a f***ing plaque for their vast accomplishments in the field of fondling, as they have notched up FIVE cases of sexual misconduct with students in the last four months. I think they could go All State. But enough is enough: let’s take a look, shall we?

Tampa’s hottest sex offenders after the jump! (more…)

Hey ladiiiiiiiies!

Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?

Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!

Her Depot – yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker – is a “sister store” of the popular chain of home improvement stores…with a female twist!

Instead of purchasing important items like snowblowers and aluminum siding you can buy real home essentials like flowers, storage bins, furniture, flowers, super cute kitchen stuff, pottery and flowers.

Ladies love flowers – am I right, ladies? (more…)