Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours, tied and bound.

If this all sounds a bit kinky now, it won’t when you hear about the three dudes who assisted Fulbright in the kidnapping, robbing and torturing of her ex.

Fulbright and the three men held her ex hostage at two different locations, alternating between the North Side and Midtown Tuscon, Arizona. Wielding pistols, all four kidnappers stole cash and valuables from the guy while threatening to kill him.

Fulbright in particular went as far as to bite her ex several times (violently, mind you), holding a butcher knife up to his ear.

After 8 to 10 hours of being hostage, the ex was able to snatch Fulbright’s gun from her, sending off both a shot and the victim to authorities.

Fulbright and her accomplices are currently facing charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of aggravated assault.

For me, the most insane part of this story is that Kumari Fulbright used to model. Are models thin on the ground in Tuscon Michigan? Her face is wicked. Tranny, anyone?

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