So, if you’re up on your gossip lately – what college dude ISN’T, amiright? – you’ve probably heard and/or seen that Biebs is getting super duper close with Mark Wahlberg and has revealed that he’d like to play Mark’s character in the rumored remake of Fear. I never saw Fear in its entirety but I do know that Wahlb… Click to read more

If you’ve done time in a High School, chances are you got yours as a 9th grader, in one way or another. That first year (of fear) was so magical for me that I developed a glandular problem, thanks to the amount of sweating needed to keep my ever quivering body cool. So in a tribute to the good ol’ days, here’s five classics that I don’t miss, but would take any day over getting my ass burned with boiling water.

We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!

Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post)
When violators of driving laws are stopped, Illinois will take their toll. (Chicago Sun-Times)
A Headmaster in the U.K. school system says children should have “a daily dose of fear.” When reached for comment, Severus Snape didn’t return calls… Click to read more

My editor, Steve G, recently requested that I finish the top 10 fears that men have from my recent survey, with a few additional comments about them.
Coming in at number FIVE is diarrhea which I am currently suffering from. I am literally peeing out of my asshole. I know a lot of guys say that when they have diarrhea but I am actually peeing out of my asshole, it is a c… Click to read more