After a nice long weekend of boozing and eating the fattiest foods in the world, you sink into a deep state of depression when you look down and can’t find your weiner. You feel like you’ve got a baby on board and the Jersey Shore marathon where Sitch and Ronnie have their shirts off 24/7 isn’t helping things. Well, do what we do, stare at fatties way fatter than you. There are a select few hotties out there who love to rub a good beer belly. Those women exist only in movies. To help you cope, we’ve put together this gallery of epic beer bellies. Check it out after the vomit.

May 6th is International No Diet Day (“INDD”), an annual celebration of body acceptance and body shape diversity. It was created by Mary Evans Young in 1992 and is dedicated to promoting a healthy lifestyle and raise awareness of the dangers and futility of dieting. To celebrate this deep dish day, we’ve packed the pounds onto this gluttonous photo gallery of freakin’ fat people and animals. Let us know if you wants seconds after the jump!

We all have it in us to do some truly insane stuff. And everyone will agree that college is the ideal opportunity for such insanity. However, most students aren’t exactly grown-up to the point where they can just leap into their idea without being shoved out of the airplane. Fortunately, there’s always that one ballsy kid that convinces their university to say ‘yes’ to their outlandish scheme. And when the university nudges that idea into motion, the participants fall in like dominoes. Consequentially, a ton of people makes for an awesome event. Here are the Top 10 University Sanctioned Events in college history.

Babe Ruth wasn’t just a home run hitter. He was an inspiration for all the fatties out there who embraced being overweight. He proved that just because you’re a little overweight doesn’t mean you can’t serve some purpose on a on a playing field or when you’re scarfing down a giant plate of nachoes. So quit hating on the overweight athletes who make more money than you and celebrate the 50 fattest players in baseball history.

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)
Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)
Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)
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