• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.
• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.
• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.
• A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.
• Burglars in East… Click to read more

Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh.
Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.
VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.
Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).
Stealing $2.25 from an elementar… Click to read more

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get… Click to read more

I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)
OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????… Click to read more