May 6th is International No Diet Day (“INDD”), an annual celebration of body acceptance and body shape diversity. It was created by Mary Evans Young in 1992 and is dedicated to promoting a healthy lifestyle and raise awareness of the dangers and futility of dieting. To celebrate this deep dish day, we’ve packed the pounds onto this gluttonous photo gallery of freakin’ fat people and animals. Let us know if you wants seconds after the jump!

Take a look at “Jean Claude Van Damme” over here, gaging the distance between him and the fan and mentally prepping himself like he has years of experience jump kicking people under his belt gut. But gravity ain’t going to have it and our corpulent Kung-Fu master plummets back to terra firma like a jiggly asteroid from space – not to mention that he cuts one in the process. People always say not to laugh at other people’s misfortune, but we just can’t seem to contain ourselves. Watch the video that would make Bruce Lee himself spin kick in his grave!

It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O’Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American. Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat.

Are you starting to suspect that your morbidly obese but can’t find anyone (besides an airline attendant) to confirm it? Well stop stressing and get answers! If you have man boobs or resemble any of these men, you’re probably what they call disgustingly fat. But we’re not grossed out by you because we know you didn’t just wake up one day swimming in Double Down wrappers. No, you get fat in 7 stages. And you know what, don’t even try to lose! Being a fat dude has tons of perks!

• 20 Fat People Wearing Spandex

• Red Neck Role Model

• Jason Biggs Saved From Monkey Attack

• White People Stole My Car

• Robert Pattinson On Statutory Rape

• Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

- The Fattest Sandwiches In America

- Sophie Monk Hits The Beach

- New Where the Wild Things Are Trailer

- PedoBear Photo Contest

- That’s A Hot Grandma

- Munchin’ Yankees

- Never Too Old For Nerf Guns

- Pack Your Bags For Cuba

- Van Hits Fruit Cart Guy Head On

- Nom, Nom, Nom

- For You Sneaker Heads

- Hilary Duff Is A Sexy Nerd

WTF?!
My roommate’s girlfriend made us watch “The Biggest Loser.” I learned that fat people cry, sweat and fight alot. I mean ALOT! Imagine Survivor with fat people, that is this show in a small nutshell.
The best part was that this week – the only week I have been forced to watch – they brought in a psychotherapist. Jesus-TapD… Click to read more

The Magnificent Bastard gives us answers as to why clothing companies make shirts for fat people but not for skinny semi-built guys.
“Q: Why are shirts made for the fat f***ers of the world and not for slim build guys. Is it still ok, not to want to have baggy clothing that makes you look as if you have just been released from prison?”
—Bystander
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