It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O’Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American.  Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat. (more…)

• 20 Fat People Wearing Spandex

• Red Neck Role Model

• Jason Biggs Saved From Monkey Attack

• White People Stole My Car

• Robert Pattinson On Statutory Rape

• Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

- The Fattest Sandwiches In America

- Sophie Monk Hits The Beach

- New Where the Wild Things Are Trailer

- PedoBear Photo Contest

- That’s A Hot Grandma

- Munchin’ Yankees

- Never Too Old For Nerf Guns

- Pack Your Bags For Cuba

- Van Hits Fruit Cart Guy Head On

- Nom, Nom, Nom

- For You Sneaker Heads

- Hilary Duff Is A Sexy Nerd

WTF?!

My roommate’s girlfriend made us watch “The Biggest Loser.” I learned that fat people cry, sweat and fight alot. I mean ALOT! Imagine Survivor with fat people, that is this show in a small nutshell.

The best part was that this week – the only week I have been forced to watch – they brought in a psychotherapist. Jesus-TapDancing-Christ…they are so damn whiney, pissy, moody; Who watches this sh*t on a weekly basis?

If you want to feel good about yourself, watch this show on NBC. You will feel like you have it together and that you look damn sexy.

This therapist was telling them that it is not their fault that they were fat, but rather their past experiences that drove them to eat themselves into being HUNDREDS of pounds over-weight. Really – I couldn’t make this up.

So I did what any reasonable dude would do…I laughed my silly ass off! (more…)

The Magnificent Bastard gives us answers as to why clothing companies make shirts for fat people but not for skinny semi-built guys.

“Q: Why are shirts made for the fat f***ers of the world and not for slim build guys. Is it still ok, not to want to have baggy clothing that makes you look as if you have just been released from prison?”
—Bystander

See the answer after the jump… (more…)