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There are a few unwritten rules everybody should know, like “crack is whack,” and “don’t trust whitey.” But one important rule this McDonald’s employee seems to have forgotten is “don’t mess with a fat dude’s food when his blood sugar’s low.” Because if you do, you’re going to get screamed at by 400-lbs of angry.