I couldn’t have made this up if I tried…and it’s real.

Subtle Butt is a carbon fabric pad that’s supposed to “absorb” your stank; you place it inside your underwear with self-adhesive strips. This is seriously ridiculous:

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If you’re one of the enlightened ones who have seen the comedic genius that is Wet Hot American Summer, know that I’ve lined up some of the movie’s funniest clips for your viewing pleasure.

I remember watching Paul Rudd in this cult-flick, thinking “Man, this guy should be in more movies – dude is f***ing hilarious.” Well, thanks to Judd Apatow, Rudd is everywhere these days. And who knew Christopher Meloni was so funny?

If you’ve never seen Wet Hot American Summer, know that I’ve lined up some of the funniest clips from one of the funniest movies ever. That’s all you need to know.

Check out the best clips after the jump. (more…)

We here at COED aren’t exactly sure why this whole “girl fart” phenomenon is taking off, but it sure is! Farts are the new favorite fetish, according to the internet.

It looks like our gaseous gal Peteuse has some air-biscuits to bake if she wants to hold the title of “Sexiest Farter on the Web”…