• So Hot It Hurts…

• How To Make Basic Beatbox Sounds

• Farting In The Library

• Taser To The Forehead

• 2Pac’s Complete Music Videography

• Reggie Miller’s Terrible Belly Button Tattoo

Does true love exist? Ask 500 people. Are male doctors more trusted than women doctors? Ask 500 people. Ham or bologna? You guessed it…

Hair spray: handles your frizz, gives you a buzz.

Hot = girls who fart in front of their boyfriends.

Speaking of hygiene, be careful when you decide to comb your hair – your life may be at stake.

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World (read: Japan).

Parents, school board, student in detention: can’t any of your problems be solved by hugging-it-out? Oh, that’s what got the student in detention in the first place? Wow…

I have personally lived in three of the Top Five Worst States. Hint: they all start with “New.”

Sexy girls farting: it’s a myth that, once in a great while, is debunked by a crop-duster totally embarrassed by their flatulence – but not Peteuse, the sexiest farter on the web.

Peteuse, a 31-year-old hottie hailing from San Francisco, is a soon-to-be YouTube celebrity, known for her good looks and funny demeanor as much as her legendary air biscuits. The greatest asset Peteuse has in her favor is a total lack of slutty “porn sexiness” – this is just some radical girl who thinks farts are hilarious. While you can find her on the farting-fetish website GirlsGoneGross, that website seems to be more for bottom-feeding fetishists willing to shell over $20 to see scantily-clad (or naked) girls toot away. Our Peteuse is too good for that, I say.
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