Sometimes, the feeling just creeps up on you. Whether it’s because you’re really stressed out, horny, or bored, a visit from Susie Redpalm and her Five Sisters can be beneficial. That same visit can also wind up extremely embarrassing if you’re caught. If you’re not too sure whether or not you’re in the clear to wrestle the one-eyed monster, check this list after the jump. It’s not comprehensive, but it’s a d*mn good start.

Out of all the places on Earth that this dude could have decided to get his rocks off, he had to choose to park his SUV – with the sunroof open – in front of an office building with a bunch of people who could look down and capture his voyeuristic escapades on tape. Sorry dude – covering up with a towel doesn’t mean you’re invisible, just sayin’.