April 27th is Secretary’s Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance in 2002′s “Secretary”. Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in “Secretary”, she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post – secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it’s against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we’ve grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary’s Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

We all love sex, and we all have the most awesome sex life ever, right? Yeah, right. No matter how great you think sex is, it can always get better. There’s nothing wrong with experimentation (as long as it doesn’t involve children or animals), so don’t be shy! When it comes to sex, there’s a whole world out there that most people don’t even bother to investigate. Silly, really, when you consider that the only thing you have to lose are your inhibitions! But what if the things that arouse you aren’t normally considered arousing? Welcome to the world of fetish!

The dog days of summer have always been a downtime for sports fans. With LeBron’s “Decision” finally past us, ESPN can now focus on Brett Favre’s “Decision” (take 5), but since it is now August, only one thing matters: Fantasy Football and your draft day decisions! I have gone undefeated over the last six fantasy leagues I’ve been a part of, including football, baseball and basketball, and want to share some helpful tips I use during each draft to the COED Community.

Despicable Me eclipsed Eclipse at the B to the O last weekend, taking in $56 mil and averaging over $16k per theater. Predators slid in under Eclipse at #3 with a take of $24 mil. CYRUS CLINGS TO #10. Honestly, people, it only played at 200 THEATERS! Watch out A-Team, you’re next. The Girl Who Played with Fire almost cracked the million dollar mark. This we… Click to read more

Summer is closing in. But before you empty out your account and rent a car with your boys, beware that nude beaches aren’t all their cracked up to be. Know what to expect because the boobs on this beach probably won’t belong to Megan Fox. More like Smegan Shmox (or Uma Thurman).

I love sexy women and there are a great number of them who turn me on and really get me in the mood. But there are a particular group of sexy celebs who I can honestly say that I would go gay for. There are only a few, but if I ever do happen to run into any of these sexy divas, my boyfriend better start getting seriously worried!

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence” special lady in your life.  Sure within five years you’re going to rue the day that you ever met the life force consuming, gold digging succubus, but in the meantime can’t we at least enjoy a little romance, righ… Click to read more

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfri… Click to read more

I don’t like to talk about how the XBOX360 is better then the PS3. I own a 360, but I’ve played the PS3 and I like it just fine. It’s a solid platform and the game I played on it (Ratchet and Clank) was quite fun. However, if you can’t read the writing on the wall that the PS3 is hurting, you’re either completely blind or hopelessly ob… Click to read more

I had a lot of nightmares as a kid. Thanks to these nightmares and various frightening films I’ve developed a hilarious set of OCD habits such as opening and closing closet doors before sleeping and checking behind the shower curtain before I saddle up to the toilet (you laugh but one day someone is gonna be in there and then who’s the dumb one!)
My i… Click to read more

In the field of Halloween fantasy costumes, every guy has a personal favorite.
Maybe it’s the naughty cop, the socket for your plug or Goldie Locks. What ever your fantasy is, Halloween costume shops have a little something for everyone.
I put together a list of my personal favorites. Check it out then attempt to coax your lady into making your Hallowee… Click to read more