NFL Fantasy File Complete Video Collection

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The 2008 regular season has come to an end, but fear not fantasy football fans, we’ve got ya covered! Check out the following collection of 12 NFL Fantasy File videos featuring stars pulling off digitally enhanced (yet still incredible) on-the-field tricks. It should get you pumped up for next years draft.

As a side note…Mason Crosby’s bell tower stunt will seem a little more realistic after you watch his 69 year field goal attempt yesterday that was short by mere feet.

Laurence Maroney | RB for the New England Patriots

Braylon Edwards | WR for the Cleveland Browns

Chris Simms | QB for the Tennessee Titans

Mike Nugent | Kicker for the Jets

Neil Rackers | Kicker for the Arizona Cardinals

Chris Chambers | WR for the San Diego Chargers

Jason Campbell | QB for the Washington Redskins

Andre Johnson | Wide Receiver for the Houston Texans

Marques Colston | WR for the New Orleans Saints

Mason Crosby | Kicker for the Green Bay Packers

Marc Bulger | QB for the St. Louis Rams

Chris Cooley | TE for the Washington Redskins

Later Yankee Stadium… Catch You On The Flip-Flop

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Yankee Stadium, Goodbye

Led Zeppelin to tour with or without Robert Plant?

Erin Wasson… OMG!

To Be Known As The ‘Uh-Oh Face’ Guy?

So, George Michael Walks Into A Bathroom…

TV Host Passes Gas Live

Cat Vs. Cobra… Who You Got?

Brazillian Hottie Jana Ina Pretty Hot Bikini

Ceiling-Tile Jesus

AC/DC One Man Band Will Amaze You

Bizarre Energy Drinks – Chinese Deer Penis Wine

Women Hate Fantasy Football

An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

Reef Girls and The Week That Was…

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of actors who are celebrated now, and will continue to be in years to come, for their continued excellence on the screen. This weekend marks only their second time sharing the screen since the 1995 film Heat, in the much anticipated thriller, Righteous Kill.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition

Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

Pledging: “The Best Time of Your Life, But You’ll Never Do it Again”

I remember hearing that phrase, “The Best time of your life, But You’ll Never do it Again.”  At least that’s what I heard when I had a sports jacket on and all the “brothers” were cheering me on as we got drunk and had fun on bid day. And sure it was fun the first couple of weeks when we had to do little chores for the brothers and even humiliate yourself for a gag or two.

Top 5 Reasons Not To Feel Sorry For Tom Brady

Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy yet.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Rate Your Girl: The Area Code System At Work

Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore. Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”

God Hates My Fantasy Football Team

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney. Then God struck.

Three Blog Monte: Bar Rafaeli

Pick a card, any card. This marks the third installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is Bar Rafaeli! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education. Welcome to the club Natalie! What to do, what to do? Wait tables? Baby-sit? Empower yourself by starting a dorm cleaning business?
Nah, the 22 year-old has decided to auction off her virginity on the Howard Stern Radio show saying, “I don’t have a moral dilemma with it…we live in a capitalist society, why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

Kill Your TV: Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online

I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.

Sexy Girl Pillow Fight

We’re not even sure why pillow fights are so freakin’ hot, but they are. Really, really hot. Maybe it’s because they usually happens in bedrooms with chicks wearing lacy underwear and giggling. Yeah, that’s it–giggling…

Miss COED: Katy Perry

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

Monday, September 8th, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: August 30th – Sept. 5th

Things are getting crazy out there, people. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob

Joba Chamberlin’s Jersey Shore Impersonator Arrested

A New Jersey man was arrested for impersonating Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain in order to gain free bagels and some celebrity va-jay-jay – allegedly over 100 girls in fact. COED was unable to interview the perpetrator, Ryan Ward, but this is how we’d imagine he’d answer if we asked him what was going through his mind during his run as the faux Joba:

Obama’s Grandfather’s Junk

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**. The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements. Great Job!

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Tom Brady Out For Season With Torn ACL

The New England Patriots have been delt a devistating blown in the first game of the 2008 NFL season as their star quarterback Tom Brady has suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee. The news was broken by Yahoo Sports writer Michael Silver and confirmed by two sources close the the situation. “It’s bad,” a team source said. “We’re going to have to play without him.” Brady was hurt as he stepped up in the pocket to make a throw to wideout Randy Moss.

10 Tips For Going Green In College

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care. That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the non-recyclable towel. There are so many things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint and give back to Mother Earth.

How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College

It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males do–masturbate.

Scott Boras Suffers from Rosenhaus Syndrome

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Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news” to COED Magazine, was marginalized by A-Rod and his wife today.

On their own, A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner…and A-Rod’s wife…came up with an outline agreement for 10 years $275M. Seems like no one wants to blow hundreds of millions of dollars on a 3rd baseman – no matter what Scott Boras thinks.

This reminds us a man, who used to be in the spotlight every day, Mr. Drew Rosenhaus. Mr. Rosenhaus thought that he could create a market for overpriced talent. He tried with almost everyone he ever repped. DR was sure he could get TO the largest wide receiver contract to ever hit the NFL – think again Mr. Rosenhaus. Don’t get me wrong – sports agents need to essentially create a market value for their clients – but sometimes they go a little far.

Mr. Boras has Rosenhaus Syndrome. (more…)

The History of Fantasy Football

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Football covercoming baseball as the national pastime in the United States can be directly attributed to gambling and fantasy. Seriously, is there any reason to sneak beer into the dorm and watch a football game when your favorite team is not even playing, unless you have a couple of C-Notes on it? I think not.

But where did fantasy football come from? What unheralded genius is responsible for making every Sunday afternoon from September to January a national holiday?

His name is Wilfred Winkenbach. (more…)

Britney…Keep Your Damn Hands off Romo!

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Look, you little bitch…you can bang, blow, snort, suck and skank around with any Hip-Hop-Wanna-Be you can find – leave Tony Romo alone!

You don’t seem to understand, he is my Fantasy Football QB and that is a bond that transcends all ties. I took a risk and chose him over Peyton Manning, and if you think I am going to let you screw up my entire season, think again. Now that he is worth a guaranteed $30M with his 6 year/$60M contract, don’t go thinking that all that money is your new gravy train.

We all saw the way you help Justin Timberlake back – but why not meet up with Joey Harrington, he can’t get any worse. Even better, Carson Palmer! Track him down! I play him next week and if you can whore your way into keeping him to only 1TD that would be Toxic-lly AMAZING.