Famous People’s Alma Maters

Very often, famous people do not continue their education after high school. There is no doubt that in our culture, the prospect of wealth and celebrity status almost always wins-out over the virtue of education. Below, we’ve put together a list of famous people who actually attended college at one point or another (despite many not finishing). [College Crunch]

10 Things You Should Know About College Websites

One of the best resources for students thinking about college is the college website (or portal). Here you’ll find the most distinctive and best features of each college—or at least what the college would like you to think are its best features. But no matter. With some skillful surfing, you’ll be able to examine the underbelly of that beast you’re about to spend the next four years of your life in. Here’s what to do. [US News]

College Football’s Most Costly Teams

Betting on brand-name teams costs brand-name prices.

Unfortunately for college football fans, some of those name-brand teams are falling apart like cheap knockoffs bought out of the trunk of a car. [Covers.com]

Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.

To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.

Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.

These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.

When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.

Give the SNL actor/drummer some!

When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.