Today’s WTF news items feature a drunk doctor in search of some drive-thru booze in Massachusetts, a group of Cowboys who saved a horse with its own manure in Memphis, and a Chinese dude who’s a real Family Guy… family is super important to him. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was the best day of the year? You laid out cookies and milk for Santa before going to bed, and you were jumping out of bed before the sun rose, begging to open all your presents on Christmas morning. But times have changed. Fast forward a few years and now it’s hard to drag yourself out of bed before noon, the presents from Santa aren’t nearly as cool, and the only plus side of the holiday is you’re allowed to drink hard alcohol before 5pm and nobody looks at you like you have a drinking problem. To add a little more fun to the festivities, here are some of the drinking games you can play throughout the day.

Christmas break is one of the best times of the school year except for one nasty side effect: family dinners. Most times, you’re stuck at some distant relative’s house making small talk with your uncle while sipping spiked eggnog and the conversation morphs into an interrogation. The questions get more specific and invasive, and the second you excuse yourself to slip away to take a break–there’s another relative, ready to fire off the same questions you’re trying to dodge. If you don’t answer correctly, you’ll become the subject of family gossip until the next holiday party. Here’s how to BS your way through the most common questions.

Thanksgiving is literally right around the corner – and you know what that means! Awkward family dinners where everyone asks you prying questions about your college career! Yay!
Sure, you want to answer Grandma with the truth: “I get drunk every night by 9PM, by 2:30AM I’m high off 3 bong rips and by sunrise I usually have sex three times with the overwei… Click to read more

Thanksgiving is literally right around the corner – and you know what that means! Awkward family dinners where everyone asks you prying questions about your college career! Yay!
Sure, you want to answer Grandma with the truth: “I get drunk every night by 9PM, by 2:30AM I’m high off 3 bong rips and by sunrise I usually have sex three times wi… Click to read more

<via Ask Men>
To build a great house, you need a strong foundation upon which to assemble all the other pretty things. To build a great man, you also need a solid foundation upon which to add all the other little things that set the real men apart from the stronzos — let’s not piss around, the stuff inside matters most.
Over the last few years of… Click to read more