Musicians are like today’s Greek Gods. They’re rich, good looking, crazy, and can get laid whenever and wherever they want. For us mere mortals though, being in a band can sometimes be a really bad idea. Read more after the jump!

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

Now, it’s your first day in college, or it’s your 456th day in college, and you feel like you’re living the life of that guy in teenage dirt-bag. Or even worse, you’re living the life of his imaginary side-kick! (Now if you haven’t slapped yourself yet, do it now!) Ask yourself, before anything, ‘are you ready to be awesome?’…if your answer is yes, continue reading.

Here is a look at the hot new DVD’s hitting stores this week.

First there were rumors that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of “Fall Out Boy” got “his and hers nose jobs” and although there is no proof I wouldn’t put it past them. Then the rumors were flying that Simpson was knocked up. If this were true I’d petition for a court ordered paternity test cause I’m still convinced W… Click to read more