At first, it might seem cool to live next door to the latest random celebrity, just to be able to say you were close to the “action.” But pretty soon, reporters, cameramen, crews and news vans keep you from getting home after a hard day’s work, and the only thing you want to do is start punching people in the face. You know, like this guy.

Yes, this is real. Yes, the song was performed by instant meme, “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene and his brothers. Yes, the name of the song is “Pussification,” the meaning of which is laid out clearly in the beginning of the video, and it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Yes, they say words I’m not allowed to print on COED. Yes, Falcon is in the toilet, slathered in whoknowswhat, looking like Mr. Hanky.