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I’ve seen some pretty good football plays in my day, but this has to be one of the best. In this Hall of Fame game between the Tennessee Titans and the Buffalo Bills, the Titans manage to pull off the best fake punt of all-time. You literally have to watch the whole video, slow-mo and all, just to double check that the ball didn’t disappear.

A Green Card is your ticket to working the land of Tom Cruise and Coca Cola. Many have risked their lives crossing the U.S. border just to get the chance to work and make minimum wage on our shores.

The counterfeit Green Card boom kicked off in 1986 when the Federal law required all employers to verify legal status before hiring an employee. This put a crimp on the illegal work force, if immigrants couldn’t present a Green Card that equaled no job!

So why not massively speed up the process? Why not get a black market Green Card. It’s easier than you think. (more…)

Be thankful that your T-Day doesn’t turn out anything like Eli Roth’s faux-trailer (unless it does):

White meat, dark meat – all will be carved!