Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

“Holy sh*t!” That’s the first reaction people have when they see Mad Men’s sexy redhead, Christina Hendricks. Unfortunately, some haters have started rumors that her breasts are ‘enhanced.’ Those people are just like some parent telling their four-year old that Santa is fake – even if it’s true, why would you ruin a good thing? Personally, we don’t believe the rumors, but we thought we’d put it to a vote. Take a look at our photo gallery of her “gifts” and let us know if they’re God-given or provided by a plastic surgeon in our poll after the jump!

America’s classiest TV show, The Jersey Shore, returns July 29th and we’re on the edge of seats waiting to see if Snooki has officially been declared the world’s first living Oompa Loompa. In order to calm our nerves a little bit we’ve put together a gaggle of gaudy guidettes to remind you just why we’re so excited for the show to return.

Where to begin with Guidos? Since the release of MTV’s Jersey Shore, it’s been tough for me to admit that I was born and bred in the Garden State (even though only one cast member is actually from Jersey). These people are like a cancer on humanity that needs to be ripped out and discarded in a bio-waste facility in Cleveland. Nonetheless, the show is entertaining, if only for their sheer wantonness and clueless stupidity.