Today, February 5, is National Weatherman’s Day. Not really sure why/if weathermen deserve their own day, but apparently the guy who gives days out deems it necessary for weathermen to have an entire day dedicated to their work. Granted, their job is very difficult and way over my head, but should we really be honoring a group of people who are wrong a hu… Click to read more

Eli’s going going back back to the Super Bowl. Over the years, we’ve grown accustomed to Manning Face but in the NFC Championship Game against the Niners – we saw Eli take some brutal hits all of which were accompanied by his trademark cringe. But one face will always hold a place in our hearts – the classic drunk pic he shared with a blo… Click to read more

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I’m constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it’s totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don’t care. I don’t want to see any more of what you’re about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fooled by The Onion’s headlines. We’re not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they’re BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass’s head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with ‘em. Though we don’t have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real ‘reels’ of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America’s Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.

I feel like Billy Madison on ‘Nudie Magazine Day’ today. Every month or so, TwistedNederland7 releases various compilations of WINS and FAILS and a few days ago, he released the best FAILS from last month. I see these videos like these all the time, and each time I become more and more impressed with the stupidity of some people (mostly eastern European). Do they really think that they’re going to successfully grind a wooden pallet on their 12-year-old sister’s bike? Well then don’t let me stop you, because I know that I’ll enjoy sharing that moment in a month or two. Check out the video after the jump!

September 27th is Crush a Can Day. I can’t believe another whole year went by since last Crush a Can Day. I remember it like it was yesterday. Fourteen attempts, a misshapen skull, 0 crushed cans and an ER visit to cap off a truly epic day of fail. Anyway, there’s more than 1 way to get your crush on as demonstrated in our video playlist below. Check ‘em out then submit other entries in the comments section after the jump.

Once again, TwistedNederland7 has put together a compilation of this month’s fails. Even if you exclude Irene and the earthquake, this month was particularly painful judging by these fails. Highlights include but are not limited to: (0:20, 0:55, 4:28, 4:44, 5:28 cuz he’s fat, 8:08, 9:00). You can see this compilation as well as many others on TwistedNederland7′s Youtube channel or follow him on Twitter or Facebook. Check out the epic fail-ness after the faceplant.

Question: do you call a compilation of the most classic fails the best or the worst video ever? Honestly, I don’t know or care because I’m too busy laughing my head off. Some of these I’ve seen before (Afro Ninja, Wine-Making Lady ‘Oooh Ahh’), others I’m ashamed to say I must have missed (like the kids trying to release a dove into the air only to have it fall to the ground dead). So even if you’re an internet “professional” like me, you need to check this video out because it’s solid gold. Thanks to Twisted Netherlands for putting this together. Check it out after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we highlight the best, most WTF websites on the interwebs. This week’s sites feature red-neck-rigged contraptions, the last meals of some of the most notorious killers, and some animals that have more game in their hoof than you do in your entire body. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

Men at Work was an awesome movie. Highly underrated. Ya got real life brothers Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez playing garbagemen who get caught up in some hilarious hijinks. Men at Work was also the Scottish-Australian rock band who achieved international success with their hit single “Down Under”. Two pretty kick ass examples of Men at Work. Not all men at work can be as bright and bad-ass. The dudes in this photo gallery sure prove that point. Check ‘em out after the jump.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we’re talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won’t see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you’re hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.

Fails: one of the best reasons to waste your entire day on COED. From stupid Parkourers… Parkourites (the plural of those who parkour?) to helium balloon fires, here’s a wrap-up of the best of the worst jump, ride, run, and stunt FAILs from the month of June 2011. Check out the awesome video after the jump. Big ups to TwistedNederland7 for pulling this together.

Pictures are worth a thousand words… but then there are some truly badass pics that are worth billions! But, how do we delineate between bad-ass and just plain bad? Luckily, we have the discerning eye of Bad Teacher, an upcoming comedy starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), and Justin Timberlake, to help us weed out epics from fails. Check out our gallery of Bad Teacher-approved pics after the jump and don’t forget to see Bad Teacher in theaters June 24th!

Just the term “local news” invokes thoughts of failure. And that’s not really fair, at all. We’re sure there are tons of local news anchors, reporters and weathermen who do their jobs fantastically. But if these 15 hilarious videos are any indication, the entire local news industry is wrought with flubs, mishaps, crashes, falls and a whole lot of cussing. Enjoy!

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.