If I’ve said this once, I’ve said it a million times: If you’re going to propose to your girlfriend in front of tens of thousands of people, you better be 100-percent sure that she’s going to say yes. (And that she doesn’t mind having a very personal moment shared with the general public.) Because, if you don’t, you’re going to end up looking like a total dipsh*t. You know, like this guy…

Unless you’re overly paranoid, you’re able to get through the day without fear of being killed in some random accident you have no way of knowing is going to happen. You know, like crossing the street without expecting a freakin’ city bus to come along and nearly wipe out with an SUV. But after watching this video, that’s all done with.

Just the term “local news” invokes thoughts of failure. And that’s not really fair, at all. We’re sure there are tons of local news anchors, reporters and weathermen who do their jobs fantastically. But if these 15 hilarious videos are any indication, the entire local news industry is wrought with flubs, mishaps, crashes, falls and a whole lot of cussing. Enjoy!

**Warning Some Videos Contain Very NSFW Language**

1. Reporter Attacked by a Lizard

2. Weatherman vs Cockroach

3. Weatherman Gets Diarrhea on Live TV

4. Reporter Stung by Bee

5. Weatherman Swears on Live TV

6. Reporter Gets High on Pot and Coke

7. Reporter Swallows Bug

8. Murdered and Set on Fire

9. Anchor vs “Reporter”

10. He Climbed Mt. Everest, but…

11. Did She Say “Ass Cream?”

12. Anchor Woman Passes Out

13. Child Molester

14. Keep F**king that Chicken

15. Anchor Gets Knocked the F**k Out

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Say what you will about what to do with the war in Afghanistan, but if this video is any indication, things are going to be completely and totally f**ked there for quite some time. This is a Afghani Peace Day rally, and some white doves are being released as a symbol of peace. Problem is, one of the doves isn’t exactly fit to fly…

If you’ve been drinking, the best course of action is to just stay put (and hopefully hook up with a hot chick.) What you should NOT do is get in a car, suck at driving, get pulled over, and then proceed to do everything exactly opposite to what the cop is asking you to do.

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune. (more…)

When it comes to failing, there is a wide varying degree of consequences. But when you decide to jump a giant fence on your BMX bike, you can be sure that the consequences of failing that will be much greater than you’re probably willing to accept. Like breaking your damn back, like this kid…

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

I’m not exactly sure what it is about humans that makes us want to do stupid stunts just for the hell of it. But whatever it is, I’m sure as hell happy it exists. Take this girl  for instance – she wants to jump across this dry creek. She goes for it… and fails, big time. Then cries when she lands on her head. Hooray for humans!

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

WARNING: Lots of NSFW Language

1. Nut-shot Fail

2. Burn Down the Farm

3. Straight to the Face

4. Pain Comes Quickly

5. WWE’s Jeff Hardy Gets It Bad

6. Homemade Fireworks Fail

7. Fireworks Factory Explosion

8. Roman Candle to the Face

9. Lucky? No Lucky? No Lucky!

10. Fireworks Out the Ass

11. Not Far Enough

12. Epic Fireworks Fail

13. Brutal M-80 Accident (Beware)

14. Fail to the Face