I think we’re all in agreement that Kim Dotcom is the coolest internet cowboy in recent history. Not only is he a hulking 6’6″ and 285 pounds, but he was also the #1 ranked Modern Warfare 3 player and contestant in the Gumball 3000 international rally. Still skeptical? Let me show you these ridiculous photos of him. Anyways, Kim is clearly… Click to read more

Knowledge is power and if you put any stock into what GI Joes say, it’s half the battle. So, with today (1/4) being Trivia Day, we thought we’d bequeath unto you the most interesting submissions on Reddit’s “Today I Learned” or “TIL” section. This way, when you go to trivia night at your local bar, you can destroy those dweebs in the booth next to you. From Clint Eastwood’s political aspirations to the roots of Mr. Burns “ahoy hoy” phone greeting, this list covers some mind-blowing chow for your brain. Click to see the full list.

If you haven’t seen this on Facebook or Twitter, today (December 5th) would have been Walt Disney’s birthday. Although he’s been dead for almost 45 years, his legacy still has a profound impact on pop culture. We’ve all heard the crazy stories about him: ones that range from Walt being an anti-Semite to him having his head being cryogenically frozen. But, if you’d like to know the truth, check out our 10 facts about the cartoon mastermind after the jump.

“Jack and Jill”, the latest movie from Adam Sandler’s production company “Happy Madison” finished second behind “Immortals” at the box office in its first weekend of release with $25 million despite receiving a paltry 3% rating on RottenTomatoes. We honestly thought South Park was kidding when they showed us their version of the Jack and Jill trailer, but nope it’s real and somehow it’s profitable. Many, including myself, wish Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were never made because it allowed for the creation of Happy Madison, which has released such gems as Paul Blart Mall Cop, Zookeeper, The Benchwarmers, The Animal, and Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. When will the madness stop? Not anytime soon according to box office reports. We ran the numbers and came up with these 10 WTF facts about Crappy Madison. Check ‘em out after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t online. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature girls from your fantasies giving you fantasy football advice, the best thing to read on the toilet, and a cheat-sheet to whether or not a website is so last week. Click the link to check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW to editor@teamcoed.com with the subject line “Websites of the Week”.

November 11th is Mark Sanchez’s birthday. On this day, the Jets signal caller turns 25. Mark’s acquired a number of nicknames over the years – Sanchize, The Dirty, and most recently Flinchez for his embarrassing display against the Bills in Week 9. Being the top gun in New York is no walk in the park and Sanchez has handled most of the criticism and skepticism fairly well. From the backlash over his homoerotic photos in GQ to eating a hot dog during a game to banging a 17-year-old, it seems Mark’s been a marked man. Through it all, though, he’s kept winning ball games – none of which were pretty but a W’s a W. As long as he keeps avoiding Ls, he’ll keep getting T&A even after chicks see our birthday gift to him – funny pics and gifs of #6. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Trojan released its annual report on sexual health today and we got our hands on this infographic displaying the nation’s most and least sexually healthy colleges. Here’s a fun fact: when I worked at Playboy, we hit up the University of Maryland, University of Miami, and FSU for the Girls of the ACC tour. We had a condom sponsor (NOT Trojan) that tried to give away free rubbers. More than half the kids (girls AND guys) turned them down. They were like, “Nah, I’m good. I don’t use condoms”. I hurt my jaw it dropped so quickly. Anyway, check out the rundown then vote in our poll after the jump.

October 5th is Ray Kroc’s birthday. Who the f*** is Ray Kroc? He was the genius that bought out some local burger joint called McDonald’s back in 1954 and turned it into the juggernaut that it is today. Although Kroc died back in 1984 of heart failure (I’m thinking too many Big Macs or an intense lap dance or possibly both, the dude was 81) he will always be remembered for changing the way the world eats, but there are many things about the iconic Golden Arches you might not know. Check ‘em out along with our gallery of funny, WTF McDonald’s photos and some kick-ass Kroc-isms after the jump…

The Penis is a marvelous organ, possibly the single most important instrument in all of the universe. It is the Penis, after all, that makes us who we are, and yet there is much that you probably don’t know about your penis.

Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.
To keep things in check, we… Click to read more

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

When you bring home a one-night stand from the local bar, or even step barefoot into a dorm shower, you may be putting yourself at great physical risk.
So we spoke to doctors from several universities about sexually transmitted infections, sexual dysfunction, steroids, pregnancies and even pubic-hair removal. It wasn’t pleasant.
I. You gave me wha… Click to read more