When I was in high school, I ran track. I was pretty fast, but the stupid thing was, I actually hated to run. I found no real enjoyment out of it. So I started pole vaulting. And let me say, pole vaulting is awesome. But my mom was nervous that I would get hurt. But I guess she never saw anybody take a face plant like this.

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You know, I have to give credit to anyone willing to get up on stage and risk life and limb in order to entertain me. But I have to give a lot more credit to anyone who can get up and keep performing after doing a double back flip to the face.

First of all, WTF do the Zune and shooting paint out of your ass have to do with each other? This new ad. Talking about commercials, Spoingo is the first erectile dysfunction treatment to make a “boioioioing” sound at the onset of erection – brought to you by the makers of SNL. This guy does a perfect face plant off a bike jump, wheezes like a pummeled geriatric. And the 10 Weirdest Balloon Pops Ever will make you question humanity. Stephen Malkmus’s ‘Gardenia’ video makes everything alright. Walking across a high-speed slip and slide while people are using it is retarded, awesome. And Baby Don Draper really wants you to buy that Kodak Carousel.

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I can’t quite figure out why people are filming these things unless they already know it’s going to go terribly (hilariously) wrong. If that’s the case with this one, that wasn’t so cool. I think she might have a little bit of brain damage after that one…