• Halle Berry Slips You Some Boob

• 7 Comic Book Villains That Should Exist Today

• Dave Matthews Band’s Spring 2009 Tour

• Bia And Branca Feres Sucking Popsicles

• Marisa Miller is a Video Game Vixen

• Arena Football League Cancels 2009 Season

• Pictures of Guys Caught in the Act of Staring

• Who Knew? Amanda Bynes is Dead Sexy!

• Facebook Book to Hit Shelves In The Fall

• Collection Of New Carmen Electra Playboy Pics

• Phil Mickelson’s Has Serious Man-T*ts

• Hot Cheerleaders Wearing Santa Costumes

• Barry Bonds: “I’m not retired.”

• MySpace’s Year End Music List

If you want to do something charitable this holiday season but don’t know where to start, don’t have much to spare yourself - or just don’t want to get off your fat, lazy ass (hey, that’s OK by us), all you have to do is add this “Regift the Fruitcake” Facebook application.

Built as a “viral charity campaign” by PayPal, “Regift the Fruitcake” has teamed-up with six celebrities - Pete Wentz, Nicole Richie, Joel  Madden, Tony Hawk, Jimmie Johnson  and Ben Roethlisberger - to regift digital “fruitcakes” through the Facebook application. Those lucky enough to receive one of the celebrity fruitcakes can then donate to that celebrity’s charity of choice and have a chance at a $100,000 grand prize ($50,000 to you, $50,000 to a participating PayPal charity).

PayPal has already donated $20,000 to each of the six celebrity’s charities to get the ball rolling. All you have to do is click a freakin’ button…

Yeah, Texas got robbed, but the time for tears is over!

COED Magazine and STA Travel, the world’s largest student and youth travel organization, think it is time to move on and plan.

Plan for you and a friend to head down to the National Championship Game! One winner receives two plane tickets for becoming a fan of the STA Travel Facebook page and posting their answer to “Who should have been in the national championship game?” on our wall. That’s it…pretty simple. The winner will be announced on Friday, December 12 and have until Dec. 22 to book their flights.

*Valid for 2 round trip domestic tickets on United to Miami from any U.S. Departure city United flies. Ticket prices not to exceed $500 each. Winner responsible for additional taxes & fees. Must book by Dec. 22nd thru STA Travel. Travel complete by January 31st, 2009. No cash value.

*Contest Ends Today, Get Your Entry in Now!*

The Most Useless Product In The Entire World

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Fake Lesbian Cleavage

Janet Jackson Is Knocked Up

Lebron James Is Good At Dunking

Clear Signs A Depression Is Looming

Plaxico Burress PSA on Handgun Safety Erupts in Gunfire

The Facebook Status Updates of NYC Socialites

Newspaper FAIL

Five Dirt-Cheap Tech Gifts For The Holidays

Brass Knuckles Umbrella

Most Searched Google Terms For 2008

If This Doesn’t Make You Laugh Nothing Will

This Mom Rocks

Yeah, Texas got robbed, but the time for tears is over!

COED Magazine and STA Travel, the world’s largest student and youth travel organization, think it is time to move on and plan.

Plan for you and a friend to head down to the National Championship Game! One winner receives two plane tickets for becoming a fan of the STA Travel Facebook page and posting their answer to “Who should have been in the national championship game?” on our wall. That’s it…pretty simple. The winner will be announced on Friday, December 12 and have until Dec. 22 to book their flights.

*Valid for 2 round trip domestic tickets on United to Miami from any U.S. Departure city United flies. Ticket prices not to exceed $500 each. Winner responsible for additional taxes & fees. Must book by Dec. 22nd thru STA Travel. Travel complete by January 31st, 2009. No cash value.

Want to poke a supermodel? Of course you do! So why not poke the hottest supermodels on the planet - the 35 lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret, who will be walking around nearly naked for an hour tonight on CBS for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages for every single model on the Victoria’s Secret roster, from Adriana Lima to Selita Ebanks. (Sorry, to actually “poke” a supermodel, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just f**k around on the Internet.) So while you’re salivating over Candice Swanepoel, hit her up on Facebook and let her know how rockingly awesome she looks. And tell her we said “Hi.”

[click each photo to "poke" the model on Facebook]

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Penn State Nittany Lion Mascot Guy Got a DUI

The student behind the Nittany Lion costume was charged with drunken driving early last Saturday morning before the Michigan State game, Penn State Police said.” Check the application process: “After being rejected in his quest to become the Lion as a freshman, in his junior year Sheep finally beat out six other students who had made it through the interview process. The tryout included performing 50 one-armed push-ups, a 30-second skit and waving the Penn State colors. [The Big Lead]

Start a Facebook Group, Get on ESPN

I have no celebrity aspirations. Besides arrogantly believing I could do a better job than a large number of current NFL and college color guys, I do not yearn to be on the tube. However, for those who dream to see themselves on the Worldwide Leader talking sports, here’s the key to fulfilling your fantasy. Ready? Start a Facebook group. [LCG]

USC Song Girls Give Final 2008 Home Performance

The key to Busted Coverage’s success was how they went out and found hot Song Girls to profile. Lindsey was an instant hit. The 40th anniversary was fun. We even went under the shirt of one 2008 Song Girl to see her tattoo. Now it has all come to an end. Saturday’s game against Notre Dame marked the final home performance for the 2008 team. The next time we’ll see the team together will be Jan. 1, 2009. [Busted Coverage]

Who Is The Big Brand On Campus?

Among college kids’ favorite brands: Facebook, Nike, iPod — and Time magazine. Those were among the findings of this year’s Anderson Analytics fall survey, which since 2005 has posed a series of open-ended questions to college kids about their favorite brands and activities. This year more than 1,000 students across the nation were asked to quickly list things such as a favorite magazine or good book they had read recently. [Ad Age]

Real Classes I Wish I Could Have Taken in College

Whether you think so or not, college was a pretty easy place in life. Think about it. The majority of people who attend college are going there on their parents’ bill. There’s virtually zero responsibility and we all know well over 50% of people wind up doing something career wise that has nothing to do with their majors. I’m sure the number is higher but I don’t feel like finding the link. In any event, here are some real college classes I wish I could have taken back in my school days. [Uncoached]

5 Things Facebook Needs to Improve Right Now

We love Facebook, ok? It’s a wild love affair. However, just like in every relationship, frustration abounds, because many of Facebook’s features either don’t work as intended, are too slow, or simply lack the details to be truly great. Here’s our list of possible Facebook improvements that would make our hearts smile. [Mashable]

Gentlemen, this is the one to keep you eyes on. Ariadne Artiles has the sexiness of Adriana Lima and the skills of Gisele. Since 2005, she’s appeared on 20 magazine covers across the world, including spots on GQ Spain, Glamour, twice on Elle plus on a photography book called “Body” - the chick’s so hot it burns. And we’re betting on her going big. So…what’s up, Sports Illustrated?

Click to see Ariadne Artiles’ full “Week That Was” gallery!

Friday, November 7th, 2008

60 Sexy SideBoobs

We here at COED, like you - wherever the hell you are - never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra - but way, way sexier.

College Football Week Eleven: Cheerleader Edition

Following in the footsteps of this week’s historic Election Day, the college football rankings could also see a major shakeup at the top. With two major undefeateds lead by majorly hot cheerleaders facing tough competition this week, who will demonstrate that they are the best?  Alabama does battle in the den of the defending national champion Tigers, while the Red Raiders try to continue their in-state streak against the one-loss Cowboys.  Moving to the second weekend of November, get ready for the action and intensity to rise, as the game temperature and cheer outfits begin to drop off.

Is Jay-Z Turning Into Steve Urkel?

Remember back in the day - you know, like ‘97 - when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

How To Cheat: Not That You Should, But Here’s How You Could

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it - at least until she catches you between the sheets with her sister.

Miss COED: Tricia Helfer

Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy. Luckily for you, we’ve got the hottest pictures from all over, right here for your Helfer-viewing pleasure.

Time is Running Out In Our Eagles of Death Metal Giveaway

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams).

Facebooking The 2008 Heisman Trophy Candidates

With eleven weeks down and seven weeks to play in the 2008 college football season, America is getting a clearer picture on who will be in the final running for this year’s Heisman trophy. And what could be better than friending whoever takes the title this year? Not that much. So to give you the opportunity, we scoured the net for Heisman Trophy watch-lists, ran their names through Facebook.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Smokin’ Hotties

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Caitlin Davis Complete Web Picture Gallery

Sometimes being beautiful doesn’t get you everything, a lesson 18-year-old Caitlin Davis learned the hard way this week after getting booted from the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for pictures found on Facebook of her covering a passed-out-drunk friend in Sharpie with things like “I’m a Jew,” “Penis” and multiple swastikas.

Smokin’ Presidents

We here at COED are big fans of tobacco. Yeah, we know it’s bad for you - really, really bad for you. But it’s good for the soul, damnit. Which is why we were so happy to hear rumors that Barack Obama has been smoking like a chimney over the past couple of months, despite trying to kick the habit at the beginning of his Presidential bid.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Be The Most Overpaid

Every year, there are plenty of NBA players that collect giant paychecks that don’t deserve to be paid anywhere near what the bottom line says on their tax return.  But let’s face it, the NBA Players Association knows what its doing.  Here we will take a look at the Top 5 players we expect to be the most overpaid players of the season.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS!

Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.

Hottest Hollywood O(bama) Faces

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama. There’s so many hotties getting out the vote for this guy, the list is practically the entire population of Hollywood. Luckily for you, we’ve narrowed it down to the Hottest Hollywood O-Faces from this election. (Sorry Rosie O’Donnell.)

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior. If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire. Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Pretty Pretty Promo Girls

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements - it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everything from booze to car mufflers, these ‘Promo Girls’ are like a sexy slice of corporate heaven for you to feast your eyes upon. Enjoy.

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 27th - November 3rd

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Sex Terrorism at Union College

I heard this really f**ked up story while I was at the game getting loaded. Apparently, some chick on our campus had a bad break with her boyfriend and schemed up a way to get the poor dude back. This chick actually convinced her friend with herpes to seduce the poor guy into unprotected sex. What an evil bitch! Honestly, who uses their friend as a biological weapon to give someone an STD?

The Girls of Texas Tech / Texas Weekend

Halloween Weekend was hard on Colt McCoy’s Texas Longhorns. After being PWND in the first half by Graham Harrell and the Tech Red Raiders, McCoy led a second half comeback vaulting Texas into the lead with less than 90 seconds to go.  As remarkable as it was, it was not remarkable enough.  The Horns were PWND yet again in the final seconds with Harrell’s phenomenal touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree, sealing the deal for the Raiders victory.

The 10 Sexiest Jessica Biel Videos Ever

From her Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments to our JB Boob Tribute, we loves us some Jessica Biel here at COED. And despite her arrogant claim that she’s too hot for Hollywood, there are still few actresses that can hold a candle to this busty brunette bombshell… at least in the looks department. Rumors are a buzz that Ms. Biel will be donning little more than her birthday suit in an upcoming flick. But until then, The Top 10 Hottest Jessica Biel Videos of All Time will have to suffice.

How NOT to Use Facebook

Movie Mash-Ups We’d Like To See

Deal or No Deal Sure Knows How to Pick Their Models

Amazing Leryn Franco Photoshoot Video

Dodgers Make HUGE Offer To Retain Manny

Abigail Clancy Because She Is Hot

Kristin Cavallari Just Because

LeBron’s Halloween Costume

I Like Turtles For Surfing

To Be Blunt, This Link Is To A Photo of Hayden Panettiere’s Ass

Newest Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko in Lingerie

This Sex Alert Door Hanger Is A Bad Idea

Sweet Cyborg Hand Beyonce

Fashionably Techy: Nerdcore!

Porn Star Belladonna Tells You How to ‘Make a Porno’

Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug

Next Friday my friend is throwing a Barack Obama victory party in Hoboken and decided to inform the world via Facebook Invite. She sent out the message this morning at 8:56AM then proceeded to send the invite again at 8:59AM, 9:32AM, 10:17PM and just a few minutes ago at 10:36PM - five times in a two hour span.

Annoying as hell, yes. Cocky as hell to set up an Obama celebration before the election, YES! - Facebook invite denied!

More to the point, I asked her to stop sending me these damn invites but she had no idea what I was talking about.

That is when I ran across Mashable’s Are You Getting Facebook Invite Spammed where tech guru Pete Cashmore tells us, “Facebook users have been reporting excessive invite mails over the past 3 days - between 3 and 5 mails are sent from Facebook for every event or group you’re invited to. The problem would appear to be site-wide, although we’ve yet to confirm that claim. So, let’s go ahead and ask: are you getting Facebook invite spammed?”

So are you getting Facebook Invite Spammed? Tell us about it in the comments…

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you’re this freakin’ gorgeous, you can pretty much do anything you want.

Saturday, October 11th

U.S. Tax System Explained In Beer

It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well - splitting the beer tab…Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

Twelve Years ago, Joe Torre became the manager of the New York Yankees and guided them to the pinnacle of the baseball world in only his first season at the helm.  When Charlie Hayes made the final out in Game 6 of the 1996 World Series, the Yankees won the world championship for the first time in 18 years. This season he left the throne of New York to seek out another opportunity to prove his managerial superiority of this game.

Friday, October 10th

Ridiculously Rad Rollergirls

Saturday marks the 8th annual Texas Cavello Cup Roller Derby Championship and that means tons of super hot, tattooed, badass chicks brawling it out to become the queens of the rollergirl world. From the Cherry Bombs to the Rhinestone Cowgirls, these hardcore roller derby girls aren’t just hot, they could kick your ass with their eyes closed.

South Park Enjoys Raping Indiana Jones

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.

The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-stop scenes in The Accused and Deliverance. Anytime one of the SP boys screams “rape!” you know the show is about to go from funny to masterful.

Thursday, October 9th

How to Create the Ultimate Bachelor Pad

How do you create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady - or possibly many ladies - will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your own sh*t.

The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are: YOU must be comfortable there. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there. It should reveal your PERSONALITY. It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live. It should look like a MAN lives there.

Boring News Day Playlist

Some days, there just isn’t that much interesting happening in the world. But instead of leaving you to click aimlessly through pages of boring news, we thought we’d brighten things up with a couple of tunes to go alone with it. So forget about the election for a while, sit back, relax and get ready to rock out!

Wednesday, October 8th

The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them - neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Meet Hef’s New Twins

Meet the 19-year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon otherwise known as Shannon Twins and Hugh Hefner’s new slumber party favorites. Both models from Hollywood, CA, these teenagers fill all the criteria that Hef has for a woman - young and blond. Which, if you’re going to only have two criteria, is a pretty good way to go. You know, we were just starting to feel sorry for the old brute. But in light of this new information - f**k that!

18 Facts Regarding Alcohol Use In College

College students drink - it’s a known fact. But the statistics regarding the level of intoxication in the future leaders of America seem to slip just beneath the radar. How much are you drinking? How much is everyone else drinking? Find out here.

4 Questions for Entourage Season 5

Arguably the best show on television, Entourage, is in the middle of it’s fifth season. For those of you who watch the program, there are a lot of questions that still have to be answered before this season is up. And I’m stuck wondering how they are going to resolve some of the issues that are still out on the table. For those of you who don’t watch the show or who have it on DVR, I don’t think any of these questions are spoilers, but read with caution.

Tuesday, October 7th

Busty Bartender Beauties

Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.

Even though you won’t get her number, since every dude in the place has already asked her for it, few things beat an evening of sloshing it up with your bros while a bodacious babe serves you drinks and calls you “Honey.” To honor these alcoholic angels of the night, we’ve scoured the Web to put together all the best busty bartenders we could find. So grab yourself a cold one, sit back and enjoy.

One Year Later…Girls Still Enjoy Flaunting Their Drunken Madness on Facebook

Why aren’t people still up in arms about girls flaunting their drunken madness on Facebook? The topic was hot as a pistol - covered by almost every news source just days after the controversial group “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night” was created, but now, almost a year later, the drama has subsided. It’s time to rustle some feathers by unleashing our infamous and well commented COED post back into the wild for a whole new batch of COED users to enjoy.

How To Buy Porn

It was such an exciting time in my life. Turning eighteen, a monumental event for one reason - I could buy porn. Yes, I could also buy cigarettes and lotto tickets but those aren’t nearly as fun. What makes me think of this was something that happened yesterday. I was in Borders, over in the men’s magazine section, which happens to be right next to the porn section. No big deal. As I was browsing, these three teenagers come over to the porn and start acting like they have never seen a pair of t*ts in their lives. “Oh man, catch out these boobs.” What tools!

Monday, October 6th

Bikini Car Wash Girls

I hate to say it, gentlemen, but summer is over. The leaves are changing and a cold wind is blowing in - and that means all the bootylicious sidewalk eye-candy is about to go into hibernation for the winter, or at least turn into sweater kittens.  To properly pay homage to the warm months of 2008, we’ve turned to one of the best parts of summer - the bikini car wash. From the original, ground-breaking scene in the late Paul Newman’s classic Cool Hand Luke to the hot neighbor you saw washing her new car last week, sexy girls getting wet, soapy and almost naked will forever have a place in our hearts.

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 29th - Oct. 5th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Juice-Up Your Arnold Palmer

Golf legend Arnold Palmer’s drink of choice is a half iced tea/half lemonade concoction that bares his name. There’s nothing better than an ice cold Arnie to chill you out on a hot afternoon. One thing I never thought about doing was adding alcohol to the drink - it would make the perfect triple threat.

Gays Rejoice with Petruzelli’s Win

So the meanest homeless man in the world was destroyed by the most outspoken self-described “goofy homo” I have ever seen. There are some pretty disturbing pictures out there that put this new MMA hero into a new light. All of a sudden, Chapelle’s sissy fights does not seem too far away.  Yet, in other circles, CBS is reeling from their long-term relationship with Elite XC which is almost completely based on the saleability and marketability of Kimbo Slice. What is ironic, is the backlash taking place in the network and in Elite XC itself. It appears that Kimbo did not want to fight Seth, and actually insisted on a cash bonus of $10,000 to take the fight.

Sunday, October 5th

The One Buckeye Who Hates Pryor

If there’s one Ohio State student out there that hates Terrelle Pryor, it’s definitely Todd Boeckman.  Boeckman was the starting quarterback that led the Buckeyes back to the BCS National Championship Game last season and planned on returning to Columbus with his sights set on a return trip to the title game and more importantly, a first round selection in the upcoming NFL Draft.