Today’s WTF news items feature a man who needs to get sponsored by Busch Beer ASAP, a 92 year old woman in Florida who just wants to hook up, and Face Off the movie is no longer fiction! Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

• Rumors are abound that the Nintendo Wii emits a sound frequency that attracts cockroaches. It’s either that or the source of this rumor is just your average slob gamer who hasn’t cleaned his living room since the original Rygar came out.
• Stop biting your nails, clearing your throat and talking loudly on your cellphone, please.
• Hulk Hogan wa… Click to read more