Moron Fails on Terrible Squat Thrust – Watch more free videos
I’m not much of an exerciser. Sure, I understand that someday I’m going to die a violent death from my arteries shutting down and my heart exploding. But after watching how much of a wussy this dude is, I think my fate is better.… Click to read more

Now, look: I’m lazy as f***. I don’t go to the gym and don’t ever plan on purchasing any of these newfangled workout machines. But I will buy the Hawaii Chair.
Do you like sitting down? Of course you do. How about gyrating – you like that? What if there was a contraption that combined your love of sitting down and air-humping and helped y… Click to read more

I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.
In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back… Click to read more

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.
• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.
• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.
• A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.
• Burglars in East… Click to read more

After a grueling workout at the gym, the only thing I want is a glass of ice old water…or a deep tissue massage and an hour in the sauna – but let’s be realistic here. And as much as I enjoy cocktail hour, the most unappealing after-cardio treat would have to be alcohol.
Apparently, I should consider changing my tastes. A new study suggests that BEER a… Click to read more

Hey fellas: want to know a sure-fire way to get a chiseled body without foolish, time-wasting activities like exercising and a healthy diet? Want to throw back a six-pack while maintaining some sick, six-pack abs? It can be done – all you have to do is get “abdominal etching,” which is a nice way to say “male liposuction.”
Six… Click to read more

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)
Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)
Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)
A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving ch… Click to read more

In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of today the art of pole-dancing?
The answer is a resounding YES.
In Australia, kids – I’m talking kids, like 7-year-old girls and boys – are being registered (by their parents, mind you) to take pole-dancing lessons.
Yes: everybody know… Click to read more

Hey fatty, need to lose weight in a hurry? Try going on the beer diet!
The sexy, 86-pound Liv gives us a few reasons why drinking a ton of beer will cut your fat intake by 100%, allowing you to shed the pounds virtually overnight…
http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/833113/miracle_beer_diet.swf… Click to read more

“Quick-fix exercises are generally poor substitutes for hard work, but the following exercises are simple enough to do in the comfort of your own home without sacrificing effectiveness. If you perform them a few times a week, you will stimulate your abdominal muscles enough to keep your core strong. But beware: You probably won’t see the results you… Click to read more