Everyone has things in their room that other people may find questionable or weird, and of course there is the question of what should be hidden and what is okay to keep in plain sight. However, some things shouldn’t be around at all — not for your parents to find, your frat brothers, your wannabe girlfriend, or anyone that visits to see. In fact, some things are better meant hidden in the depths of your room where no soul could ever find them — and some things, well … they shouldn’t be there in the first place.

All college guys have the same problem — the year ends and you move back home only to realize that the supply of fresh meat you were so used to seeing every weekend just isn’t there. If you want to keep your sex life from going the way of Gary Coleman (too soon?), you’ll just have to accept that it’ll probably be someone you already know. Just be sure that no matter who you choose to hook up with, it’s absolutely NOT one of these girls.