The last time that I wrote a “He Said” section of this column, it didn’t go over too well with the ladies. It would seem that I wasn’t kind enough. Whoops. Girls, this isn’t called “What She Wanted Me To Say,” which, coincidentally, would be a conversation I would be great at due to years of having a girlfriend. At the moment, though, I’m single and ready to mingle. This week, I’m going to discuss the difficult transition between breaking up to being happily single and some things you can do to help yourself along the way. So pack your bags (or maybe she’s done that for you) because we’re headed to single-town after the jump.

Crazy girls: every guy’s dated at least one. And if they’re not still being held hostage dating, the guy will tell you that the best move he ever made was breaking up with her. Sure, having crazy sex is fantastic but having to spend every other moon phase reading Tarot cards with your girlfriend can get to be too much. The girl in this video is ‘Exhibit A’ of a job-well-dumped. Yes, she looks amazing from a distance (and up close) but get to know her and some serious alarms should go off. “Let me go to a dog park, put peanut butter on myself, and have dogs lick me in a bikini” are not thoughts that go through a sane woman’s head. Let us know how she compares with the battiest girl you’ve ever hooked up with in the comments section after the jump.

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about how to handle a LinkedIn stalker who’s already dumped you, what to do when your sister hates your girlfriend, and the best pick-up line to use. See her answers after the jump!

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about dumping a chick over email, getting back together with an ex over email, and what to do when you’re about to hook up and you both live in dorms with roommates. See her answers after the jump!

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about getting your girl to masturbate in front of you, the best music to play while hooking up, dealing with an ex who bones all your friends, and acceptable romantic gestures on your second date. See her answers after the jump!

Value your jeans? Love your X-box in one piece? Think that a Facebook hate campaign would be a bit fo a downer? Then pay attention to this guide to dumping your girlfriend. Even if you hate how she always wears that pair of sweats, how she calls you ‘cuddlebug’, and how you only have sex once a month when she’s wasted: breaking up is a situation that needs to be handled delicately. Read British bisexual babe Hayley Quinn’s 5 tips for letting your gf down easy after the jump.

“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses having sex while a girl’s on her period, choosing who should pay for birth control, reconnecting with ex-girlfriends, and trying to chit-chat with girls who have their guard up. Read the Q&A after the jump!

A lot of people say you shouldn’t dig up the past, but we feel sleeping with an ex can be some of the best sex for several reasons.  You both already know what to expect and how to please each other (unless you sucked) Cheating with your ex? Bad News Bears.  With the right expectations and understanding both of you will leave the next morning with out any regrets or serious walks of shame. To avoid such an awkward fate, follow these tips to get an easy lay.

We have all been there. Your buddy informs you that he has met some “great girl” and he can’t wait to introduce you to her. Inevitably, she is terrible. She is nagging. Loud. Laughs like a damn hyena. High maintenance. And you are not sure, but you think you may have seen a Girls Gone Wild Clip of her from Cancun 2006. To make things worse her friends meet up with you and they all resemble Ugly Betty. You need to tell your friend this chick has got to go. Here’s how:

Your Ex-Girl Thinks You Suck in Bed – Watch more free videos
Remember that chick that was super into you when you first started dating, and then seemed to gradually get more and more annoyed with everything you did, until it finally all fell apart? Yeah, well I hate to tell you, but she just made this music video, and it pretty much busts you out. Sorry, bro.… Click to read more

You know it’s wrong, but when you see your ex across the room for the first time since the big breakup/clothing exchange, rollin’ around in the sheets seems like the best idea in the world. You convince yourself that it will be fun, just this once, and that you both know what the deal is so there is nothing to lose.
But there is. And even the dudes agree… Click to read more

…And the whole f**king internet goes crazy!
On his little blog, while he was at the airport, John Mayer wrote 10 lines about how his ex-girlfriend should move on and leave him alone. Minutes after he posted it, half of the net and almost all of the gossip sites started guessing who it was. My question is, why does anyone care?
I write s**t about my ex all the t… Click to read more