Since 1998, Google has grown from a minimalistic search engine to the single biggest Internet force in the world. (And, because of that, arguably one of the most powerful organizations on the planet.) Some of Google’s new features, however, are less like that of a big Internet multinational and more reminiscent of…well, the United States.  (more…)

Yes, pretend you are your own evil twin! Wait, let me say that again; letting you feel the full impact of the words. BECOME YOUR OWN EVIL TWIN! What `cha talkin’ `bout, Willis?! Yes, what can be better than posing as you’re own twin sibling who happens to be your EVIL-HALF! Just like in those movies, where actors play a good/bad, duo role. It’s an acting stretch for the performer because they have to play one character mean and one character nice. It’s done all the time on soap operas, and I think the Olsen twins formally of Full House, did something similar in a Steve Guttenberg movie I once saw on a plane (but I guess that doesn’t count because they are real, actual twins). (more…)

Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.

To keep things in check, we’ve compiled a cheat sheet to help you keep your girl’s differences in perspective with COED’s 13 Facts About Women Men Forget. So no matter how cool the chick, chances are she (is)…

Full of Sh*t: Before you call NOW, let us just say that this is only a periodic trait, and exists in varying degrees. Most of the time, it comes out in what we like to call a “game,” but outside of a relationship it’s called lying. Basically, she tells you one thing, but means something more than her words. (Words only seem to matter when she remembers to use yours against you.) Other times, it happens when she thinks lying serves a purpose greater than the truth of the moment. So, she might have gone to lunch with her ex and said she didn’t–but he was a dick like usual, so it wasn’t a big enough deal to tell you about (i.e., she cares about you enough to not want to hurt your feelings, but not enough to stop looking elsewhere). Now, try going out with your ex… (more…)

Not sure how many of you actually heard about this over the holiday, but the idiots who started this “scandal” should be shot.

Will Smith was so pissed off about this, his publicist actually got back to us, and here is what really went down. Our friend Will did an interview for his several upcoming movies. A conversation ensued about how he thinks that the human mind is inherently good (led to a plug for I am Legend). Since the interviewer was borderline retarded and did not get his point, he said the following statement:

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

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Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead.

Upon the news of Detective Kerry’s murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Agent Perez, arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) sift through Jigsaw’s latest grizzly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), is suddenly abducted and thrust into the madman’s harrowing game, the officer has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of interconnected traps…or face the deadly consequences.