With the Alex Rodriguezs, Ken Griffey Jrs, and Manny Ramirezs of the league getting up in age, it is now time for COED to preview the top five future superstar hitters that are still 25 years old or younger. These are the guys sure to make headlines for years to come. Now, if we can just keep them off the juice…

(Note: any player who turns 26 before the 2009 All Star Break will not be included in this list. Sorry Mets fans!) (more…)

Boasting a mind-boggling 32DDD all-natural bust, it’s not hard to see why Czech-born Denise Milani has become one of the world’s most sought after glamour models. The only thing is, she does a lot of teasing but with absolutely no nudity or exposed nipples. Not that we’d be allowed to show them on COED, anyway – but you can bet if we found the pics, we’d point you in the right direction.

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Eva Longoria Parker has been voted the ‘Sexiest Woman on U.S. TV’ by a new TV Guide poll. With some stiff competition from hotties like Ali Larter, Summer Glau, Katherine Heigl, Yvonne Strahovski and the 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights Longoria took the crown.

To honor this achievement in hotness we give you Eva Longoria Parker’s Top Five Sexiest Internet Moments. (more…)

Yee-haw – It’s Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we’ve rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

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Two years ago, Jessica Alba revealed to the world the absolute perfect pose – the Alba ass shot. Since then, paparazzi around the world have been trying to duplicate the photo with as many celebrity hotties as possible. Since we’re such big fans, we’ve put together the Top 15 ‘Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose’ Attempts. Nothing will ever be as good as the original, but  we can say you’ll never miss summer as much as you’re about to right now.

Check out the Top 15 ‘Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose’ Attempts after the break! (more…)

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one

DD Alert! Please Check Out These Pics of Katy Perry’s Boobs!

Economy Sucks But At Least Your Not This Guy

Jessica Simpson Has An Orgasm

PacMan Jones is At It Again

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

Utah State Grandma Sings Aggie Drinking Song

An April Scott Quickie

That A-s is Un Godly Huge!

10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos Ever

Eva Longoria’s Sweet Ass Goes For A Walk

Best Time Waster On The Net… Bounce

Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball

Make Your Own Halloween Costume Ideas

Michael Phelps Goes Bowling

If You Bought $1000 In Stock One Year Ago Here’s What You’d Have

Cow Curiosity FAIL

George W Bush Drunk At Wedding

Lindsay Lohan’s 14 Year-Old Sister Got Implants?

Richard Pryor in the Star Wars Bar

Find Out Who Was Voted The Best Bikini Body Ever! and See The Pics

Shauna Sand Looks Like Plastic Sh*t!

R.I.P. Tallest Woman on Earth

Linzi Is The Girl Next Door

Chick Cheerleader Mauled By Soccer Ball

Deadly Shooting at Arkansas‘ Democratic Party Headquarters

2008 Eagles Cheerleaders TV Debut – Big Boobs!

SIOC Ranks Princeton’s All-Time Best Athletes

The Female Version Of Jackass

Kid Tossing

Eva Longoria Nipple Slip [NSFW]

(Bloated, 30 Year-old) Perez Hilton Calls A 15 Year-old Girl A Slut

Corey Haim on Valium [Video Gem]

8 Most Awkward Childhood Moments

Birth Control Pills May Change Women’s Taste in Men

Steve, Don’t Eat It

Megan Fox Pictures From Set Of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen… Check out all the pictures!

Eva Longoria Could Use A Cardigan

Aerosmith Guitar Hero Review

Live at the Rocks, Paper, Scissors Championship

Maggie Gyllenhaal – Hot Or Not?

Fat Coach Beats Down WNBA Player

This Is A Bikini Gem!

Damn You James Blunt, Damn You!! [NSFW]

Three Wise Men: The Drink of Devastation

Tom Brady: I’ll Be Ready To Go [SI]

Dana Jacobson Back To Work In Time For Super Bowl Parties [Busted Coverage]

Eva Longoria @ 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards [Bastardly]

Jayne Mansfield is Not Heath Ledger [IDLYITW]

Update: Anonymous Responds To NBC [The Blemish]

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Elevates Her Grade [Popoholic]

Wake Up with AnnaLynne McCord [Barstool Sports]

Britney Spears Hustler Sex Shop Hollywood Video [Popcrunch]

Alyssa Milano Embraces the NHL All-Star Game [The Big Lead]

NBA 2K8 Apparently Sucks [onthe205th]