Peter Dill is every high school coach’s dream, he’s a benchwarmer who gives a 110% for every celebration he makes. I’m not sure who brought him to ESPN’s attention, but they did a minute and a half segment on this dude. He flat out brings it to each and every game: rocking the Hammer of Thor, the gambling dice, a retarded Dougie, they’re all part of his arsenal. If this guy isn’t laying pipe on chicks after this, there is no God.

What could be more awesome than watching #1 Oklahoma battle #5 Florida State on ABC’s Saturday Night College Football Game of the Week?… WATCHING IT WASTED!?!?!? Thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed while watching the big game has never been so easy. Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one or seventeen. It’s just that simple, Pardner.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers cancer survivor Mark Herzlich signing with the New York Giants, a sneak peek at Donald Glover’s new album, the trailer for the new Pearl Jam documentary directed by Cameron Crowe, the saddest movie scene ever, cinema’s greatest mirror pep talks, Carson Palmer’s possible retirement, an Old Spice Showdown between Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio, up-and-coming hockey WAG Gabrielle Velasquez, Selena Gomez in Elle Mexico, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we focus on things that will help you become a baseball legend. Swing batta batta swing!

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we take a look at apps that allow you to watch television and movies when you’re on the move. YouTube not included. Der.

Last week we told you how ESPN has reached a 20-year agreement with The University of Texas to launch a network based on the school in September 2011. Texas wasn’t the only school! ESPN also locked in deals with USC, Villanova, LSU, Miami, Louisville, BYU, San Diego State and Tennessee too and we have the new logos for each channel. The channel will offer a variety of programs, highlighted by more than 200 exclusive events annually from numerous sports, original series and studio shows, historical programming and academic and cultural happenings. There will also be a broadband website to fill in the gaps.

ESPN has reached a 20-year agreement with The University of Texas to launch a network based on the school in September 2011. The channel will offer a variety of programs, highlighted by more than 200 exclusive events annually from numerous sports, original series and studio shows, historical programming and academic and cultural happenings. There will also be a broadband website to fill in the gaps. Read more after the jump!

Comedy Central’s newest show, “SportsDome” is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network (“OSN”). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN’s SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion’s own brand of dry wit. Last night’s episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly‘s “My Wish” series. The segment, called “Wish Zone”, featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!

ESPN’s Erin Andrews has signed with Reebok to endorse ZigTech footwear and apparel. She joins an ad campaign that already features superstars Peyton Manning, Sid The Kid Crosby, John Wall, and Chad Ochocinco. The new line of ZigTech apparel rolls out in March 2011, which is also when the ads starring Andrews will hit. Here’s a photo gallery of behind the scenes pics from the shoot.

There are a ton of places you can masturbate privately and safely. Yet, there are some folks (*cough* George Michael *cough* Paul Reubens*) who just can’t keep it in their pants. Recently, ESPN producer Neil Goldberg was caught masturbating on a stool outside his neighbor’s window while she got dressed. While we admire Neil’s gusto, we suggest taking the easy route and taping her for viewing enjoyment later. No harm. No foul. Right, Erin Andrews? Here are the six WORST places to get caught pullin’ the pud…

The first week of the NHL season has given us plenty, from big names returning to their former teams to big hits leading to infuriated teams. Nothing is more surprising then the Edmonton Oilers, who with two wins in their first three games, just might avoid finishing in last place this season.

With the popularity of Mixed Martial Arts growing astronomically, it’s no wonder ESPN and big time news outlets are covering the sport. MMA has a fistful of dedicated magazines, radio shows, and blogs to bring you the latest news about your favorite fighter. But, if you only know the top fighters, you’ll never hold your own in a discussion at the water cooler and you’ll look like fool if you can’t speak to these 5 non-fighting personalities.

The dog days of summer have always been a downtime for sports fans. With LeBron’s “Decision” finally past us, ESPN can now focus on Brett Favre’s “Decision” (take 5), but since it is now August, only one thing matters: Fantasy Football and your draft day decisions! I have gone undefeated over the last six fantasy leagues I’ve been a part of, including football, baseball and basketball, and want to share some helpful tips I use during each draft to the COED Community.

Another week, another Weeds. This week will bring you the return of the popular series, as well as several other enticing premieres. Tune in and get your fill!

Jennifer Lynn represented The University of Maryland along with two other titillating Terps in Playboy’s Girls of the ACC pictorial that appeared in the October 2009 issue. She’s also in Playboy’s special January/February 2010 “College Girls” edition and was featured as Playboy.com’s Cyber Girl of the Week for the last week in December 2009. COED had the chance to ‘book with Jennifer and with every answer she proved why she’s on the fast track to superstardom. Did someone say, “Playmate of the Year 2012?” Yeah, I did. Read on to find out why.