Today’s WTF news items feature a New York mom who thought she bought a kid-friendly cartoon and ended up scarring her kids for life with adult entertainment, a Columbia University study that revealed hoes use Facebook just as much as housewives, and a joint study spearheaded by Purdue University that says Minority Report inspired the technology behind robot nurses obeying commands through hand gestures. (*mimes beating off*) Read more wackiness after the jump!

In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.
During a recent bachelor par… Click to read more

You may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods.

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.
After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.… Click to read more

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.
It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celeb… Click to read more