Look, I understand gravity can be a son-of-a-bitch. But if you’re this bad at going down an escalator, maybe you should just stick to flat ground. Unless of course the security guard pushed you, in which case, get up - you’ve got a lawsuit to win.
Even though this clip doesn’t have sound, you just know that in the background of these people’s lives at the moment is some pleasant muzak and thoughts of buying a new sport coat – then wham! This woman comes tumbling down the escalator, top speed. I’m just amazed she didn’t take anyone else out. Too bad…
This one’s been around for a little while, but that doesn’t mean watching old people f**k up is any less funny! A tip while watching this, don’t take a drink of anything after 0:07. It won’t work.