Look out WOW freakout kid, the British are coming and they are serious about their videogames.  Sure you put a remote up your bum and hit yourself in the head with a shoe, but you got nothin’ on your English Doppelganger.  After a 17 hour run on Modern Warfare 2, his gloves are off and it’s just knuckles and wall.

Football season kicks off soon – and with it comes the beloved American tradition of tailgating! And while other countries don’t exactly tailgate, they definitely gather in the town square for food, booze and football-inspired festivities. Even better, they look pretty damn sexy doing it! So to get you in the mood for parking lot party season, here are ‘Football’ Pre-Game Party girls from Around the World.

Every year, hoards of Brits descend upon Gloucester, England for the annual Cheese Rolling event. A wheel of cheese is, you guessed it, rolled down a giant hill and contestants then race down after it. First one to the bottom wins. Only thing is, getting to the bottom basically involves spraining every joint in your body. So, have fun with that…

Soccer fans, rejoice! Today Manchester United battled against FC Barcelona in the 2009 Champion’s League Final – the Super Bowl of European football. (Actually, it’s probably bigger than the Super Bowl.) After a heated head-to-head in Rome, FC Barcelona prevailed over Man U with a score of 2 to 0. But no matter who you routed for, it’s time to celebrate this awesome day in soccer history, so we’ve put together the world’s largest collection of bodypainted soccer babes! We’re talking hundreds of sexy pictures, and not a lick of real clothing on a single chick. Now, most of these girls are decked out in national team uniforms, but that just makes sure we don’t leave anybody out.

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I’ve never been one for little guys fighting, but Saturday Night’s Pacquiao Vs. Hatton fight in Las Vegas had me goin’ pretty good.  Sure, HBO’s Pacquiao-Hatton 24/7 helped to build the hype, but Hatton had no chance from the get go.  Hatton went down twice in the 1st round and met his fate with a last minute left-cross in the 2nd to end his title run.

Ricky was knocked-the-f*ck-out / clock-cleaned / layed-the-f*ck down with less than 10 seconds to go in round number 2.  Minutes later, Hatton was still clueless of his where-abouts.  Butal, but awesome.  In my mind, Hatton went down too quick and it’s all too convenient that Floyd Mayweather Jr. announced this morning, he was coming out of retirement to show he was, and is, still the greatest little-man-fighter on the planet. In a sport that is way struggling for attention, certainly there is no better dramatic story than the comeback of Floyd Jr. vs. the ferocious ingenue of his estranged trainer-father.  Just saying.   Here are some highlights from the fight.

We here at COED are big fans of video games and procrastination – which is why we’re now obsessed with Mousbreaker.com, brought to you by our good friends at Nuts Magazine. Mousebreaker has dozens of awesome online games that will keep you from doing anything you’re actually supposed to be doing for hours on end.

Not only can you play a wide array of games on the Site, from driving games to things like soccer, billiards and some solid shoot ‘em ups, but you can download a ton of games straight to your PC. So head over to Mousbreaker now and forget all about that job of your’s. (What? You’ll probably be getting fired anyway.)

In England, they monitor everything. You’re practically lucky to take a crap without people catching a glimpse on CCTV. But sometimes, having ubiquitous surveillance allows for some pretty incredible things to be caught on tape – like this guy who damn-near goes and gets himself hit by a g*ddamn train!

Twenty-nine year-old Kelly Brook is arguably the most well known model/actress in all of England. She has graced the covers of nearly every “lad mag” multiple times and had a long going relationship with Billy Zane that ended just recently.

According to a survery released today Brook was awarded the title of “Best Bikini Body Ever,” check out the full list.

Check out Kelly Brook’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Honoring America’s Best Tailgates [SI On Campus]

Jennifer Lopez is HUGEEEE!!!!!!!!!! [Dlisted]

Bikini Watch: Heidi Montag [Double Viking]

2004 Miss Universe Wardrobe Malfunction [Barstool Sports]

Natasha Bedingfield Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Man Makeup: Yes or No? [College Candy]

John Mayer in a Borat Swimsuit is kinda gay [IDLYITW]

David Beckham: I Want England to Win Every Game [JJ]

Maria Menounos is popular [Bastardly]

Katherine McPhee is a hot wife [Grumpiest]

Penn State Pushes Hard For Nation’s #1 Football Recruit [Fan Nation]

Duke Students Celebrate Victory Over North Carolina By Burning Benches [Busted Coverage]

Today, November 5 is known as Guy Fawkes Day (or “Gunpowder Day”).

Remember, Remember the Fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot
I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot

Read up on the history of Guy Fawkes – and yes, his relation to V for Vendetta – here.